First Ax [@the.boneless, video]

[ragnarsson]

[It's clear whoever is using this device is unused to it. The picture shifts around for a few minutes, and Ivar's face furrowed in concentration is seen several times before he finally realizes that it's on. He's sixteen, has blue eyes, and oddly enough, blue sclera as well. There's also an ax tucked at his side. He points the phone he's using outward, showing that he's in the kitchen, seated on a chair. His voice, when he speaks, has a vaguely European accent.] I have figured out what these do.

[He shows in turn the fridge, the sink, and the stove. The last one had caused a few burnt fingers, but hey, he'll survive.] But I still have no idea what this does. [He turns the device to the microwave. He's been playing around with the buttons, and while he's been able to turn it on, he hasn't yet realized food is supposed to go inside of it.] Anyone care to enlighten me?

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[ragnarsson]

I'll keep that in mind. Everyone keeps saying to read the directions for things to stick in there, which would be more helpful if I could read.

[As it is, he'll just be experimenting until something explodes or he decides to take it apart for kicks.]

Why did you put a baby turtle inside there? That sounds just mean to do to a living animal.

[Yes, the sixteen year old who would be considered a serial killer by modern standards is chastising someone over hypothetical cruelty to animals.]

[barksnark]

Oh! You can't read. That'll make my job a lot easier.

And it is. Stupid, mostly. I shan't have it happen ever.

Where are you at, man?

[ragnarsson]

You'd better not lead me astray here. I'm trusting you.

[Normally, he'd just go it alone, but he's so very out of his element here that he definitely needs some help.]

Floor five in the kitchen.

[barksnark]

Just one floor below me! See you in a sec.

[ off he goes. After a brief raid, he'll have a bunch of different foods ready to heat up in the microwave, none of which are good for anyone's health. ]

Hey, buddy. Hrm-Ski the Dewnicorn misses you.

[ragnarsson]

Oh good. You're still crazy.

[He rolls his eyes at the mention of the unicorn. He's going to regret ever giving that thing to Will.]

Maybe we should have put that in the microwave.