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Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson ([personal profile] ragnarsson) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-03-06 12:53 am

First Ax [@the.boneless, video]

[It's clear whoever is using this device is unused to it. The picture shifts around for a few minutes, and Ivar's face furrowed in concentration is seen several times before he finally realizes that it's on. He's sixteen, has blue eyes, and oddly enough, blue sclera as well. There's also an ax tucked at his side. He points the phone he's using outward, showing that he's in the kitchen, seated on a chair. His voice, when he speaks, has a vaguely European accent.] I have figured out what these do.

[He shows in turn the fridge, the sink, and the stove. The last one had caused a few burnt fingers, but hey, he'll survive.] But I still have no idea what this does. [He turns the device to the microwave. He's been playing around with the buttons, and while he's been able to turn it on, he hasn't yet realized food is supposed to go inside of it.] Anyone care to enlighten me?
pundemic: (pic#11128127)

[personal profile] pundemic 2017-04-08 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somebody with something to prove. She thinks he probably wants to be seen as scary. So she just sort of shrugs. Until he's a dick to her specifically, or somebody she likes for no warranted reason, she won't have a problem with him.]

Well... 'barbarian' seems like something people say about other people when they just don't understand their way of life.
pundemic: (pic#11105871)

[personal profile] pundemic 2017-04-15 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her tone is pretty fucking wry, all things told.]

Welcome to humans, I guess.