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[ettu]

My name is A2.

If the name YoHRa means something to you, stay the hell away from me. Unless you're 2B or 9S. Actually state your business first if you're 9S, because I can only get stabbed so many times before I lose my cool.

[ She doesn't care this probably looks like a bunch of nonsense for 99% of the people here. ]

Out of curiosity, can someone vouch for the "official" statement that we're on the Moon?

Oh and I'm also a Surveyor. Go me.

Comments

[bone_idle]

yeah, i can tell, so i'll get to the point
nobody's dyin' over and over for the glory of mankind or anything else, ok?
so maybe you both can relax.

[ettu]

I see you've talked to 2B.

I couldn't give less of a shit about that stupid mandate. I'm sure she'll change her mind once I have a chance to give her a piece of my mind.

[ Quite literally. ]

[bone_idle]

yeah, she's cool company. we have fun.

[ "Fun", more like a few really interesting interactions, though the last one, 2B didn't seem too happy at all. Sans catches himself thinking somebody should do something about that sometimes. ]

she's kinda misguided wanting to go back, i'll give ya that.
but, eh, what do i know?

[ettu]

Yeah right.

She left some pending businesses but that's old history now. I just have to find her.

And in case that was an actual question: you don't know a damn thing.

[bone_idle]

you're entitled to your opinion.

[ Sans, you really don't know much of anything. Still... pretending otherwise has helped him out in the past, even though he's pretty much winging it. Why bother changing now? ]

i could tell ya where she is, but that depends on you, pal.

[ettu]

Thanks, but I'll pass. I'm going to find her myself.

You could be useful and tell me if there is proof this is the moon.

[bone_idle]

[ Just so happens that space is something of a personal interest, but see, there's this little thing called responsibility that Sans is somewhat allergic to, so... ]

eh. i'll pass.
i'd rather leave the bein' useful part to anybody else.
see ya.

[ettu]

Whatever.

How should I call you?

[ Also: who are you so I can avoid you later on? ]

[bone_idle]

[ The network ID says '@sans.', but apparently whoever this is was too rude, too lazy, or too preoccupied to answer.

Truthfully, it's more Column B than anything else. ]

[ettu]

[ A2 will eventually decide his name is Sans. Hey, there's a chick called Jackass back in her world, she's pretty open about names.

She doesn't like him, by the way. ]

[bone_idle]

[ He's a trashbag of a monster, she probably shouldn't. ]