text; id: elsa

[atms]

Seems to be a lot of introductions and specific requests on this thing recently. Let's change things up a bit. Here's a few general questions for the masses:

1. If you could travel to any time period, when would it be and why?
2. If you could have any superpower, what would you want? Why?
3. What's your stripper name? Name of your first or favorite pet/stuffed animal + the name of the street you grew up on. Mine's 'Bear Handley'.

Feel free to comment on everybody else's answers. That's what's supposed to make forums like this interesting.

Comments

text | username: bigbad

[idolpire]

Bear Handley? You taking the piss?

[atms]

Not at all. I never gave stuffed animals any real names and I grew up on Handley Ave.

[idolpire]

And here I was wasting time feeling sorry for myself.

[atms]

Why's that?

[idolpire]

You had a bear.


Named Handely. Speaks for itself, don't it?

[atms]

The bear was just called Bear.

Spike's a jerk.

[idolpire]

That's not better.

[atms]

You realize you're judging the choices of a three year old.

[idolpire]

And?

[atms]

Maybe you should be feeling sorry for yourself.

[idolpire]

What's to feel sorry for? I didn't have a stuffed bear named Bear.

[atms]

No, but you are the teenager or adult making fun of small children. Little hard to sink lower than that in this conversation.

[idolpire]

I'm an adult who would eat a small child if I could. I'm failing to see where you're getting the idea that I'm some kind of goody goody.

[atms]

I stand corrected. Apparently this conversation can go lower.

How's that cannibalism thing working out for you, Dr. Lecter?

[idolpire]

Vampire, not cannibal. There's a difference. And not good, honestly. Did you know they have synthetic blood here? And we're supposed to eat that? Nasty.

[atms]

There a difference between the two other than semantics?

Can't be worse than hospital food.

[idolpire]

Never had the pleasure. Vampires don't really need hospitals.

text, un: j.k.

[aeturnus]

Not for nothing, but you realize all this shit is public record, right?

[idolpire]

Vampire, mate. Haven't been hiding that fact. Also can't eat people at the moment. Also not hiding that. Or would you prefer I just lie and pretend to be all human and normal?

[aeturnus]

Do kids legitimately taste better or something?

[ Like... but why tho. ]

un: kara » text

[clobbers]

FYI were you to ever try, you'd have a hard time eating mush let alone small children.

( She doesn't miss a beat. )

And +1000 to OP.

[idolpire]

Right. Because you'd what? Knock my teeth out? They'd grow back.

[clobbers]

I don't think you'd want to find out.

( A beat. )

But you're obviously not going to try that anyway, right? So, there'd be nothing to worry about.

un: miss.hale

[little_owl]

I never understood why someone thinks they are more powerful if they prey on those who are weaker and more vulnerable.

It only shows that they cannot look after themselves.

[idolpire]

Vampires prey on people. Or are you going to stage a revolt against lions for eating gazelles. Nature of prey and predators. Hardly my fault.