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[atms]

Seems to be a lot of introductions and specific requests on this thing recently. Let's change things up a bit. Here's a few general questions for the masses:

1. If you could travel to any time period, when would it be and why?
2. If you could have any superpower, what would you want? Why?
3. What's your stripper name? Name of your first or favorite pet/stuffed animal + the name of the street you grew up on. Mine's 'Bear Handley'.

Feel free to comment on everybody else's answers. That's what's supposed to make forums like this interesting.

Comments

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[spellslots]

1. Quick clarification: does it have to be from our own reality or can we pick whatever
2. Already magic, my dude, I got all the superpowers I need
3. Dragon Beech? I gotta say, I would not go see a stripper with that name.

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[atms]

1. Go whatever. It'll be more fun.
2. What kind of magic we talking here?
3. Go with wood instead of beech and you might do a little better.

permatext

[spellslots]

1. Cool cool cool. I guess this one world that had this sweet as hell underwater city. They spent half the time talking about their "golden age", sounds like it would've been rad to see.
2. Wizard magic, I haven't heard of a metahuman (that's the word right?) yet who's shit I couldn't copy.
3. You're getting into pretty niche shit there, Dragon Wood sounds like a dragonborn stripper, folks are gonna be disappointed when they get an elf instead

[atms]

How about superspeed? Can you mimic that with magic?

Can't say I've heard of dragonborn before.

[spellslots]

I can double mine or someone elses's speed, and teleport, so like. Who needs to run somewhere real fast when you can get there in a second anyway?

[Which is hardly the same as superspeed, but in his defense he doesn't reallly know what superspeed is beyond "sometimes Clark shows up out of nowhere"]

Dragonborn are descended from dragons, but they're basically just scaly people with tails.

[atms]

So you can run a whole thirteen miles per hour instead of six. Wow.

[ can you sense the sarcasm dripping off those words? ]

What you're saying is your world has Teenage Mutant Dragon People?

[spellslots]

How fast can speedsters go?

[Let him live, Leonard.]

Absolutely do not get that reference, but sure? We got a lot more than just humans, I dunno how you deal with the monotony.

[atms]

Fast enough to break the sound barrier.

Mostly by hating each other for the things that make us different.

[spellslots]

I don't know what that isssssssss

[barold, from another universe: taako why are you so stupid

I'm gonna be real with you for a second.

Earth sounds terrible.

[atms]

He can move faster than sound does.

Oh, it has its charms.

[spellslots]

I have the barest fucking grasp of what that even means, but sure.

[Science isn't his strong point and he didn't go to like.... any kind of regular school.]

I'm not seeing any, aside from the occasional not shitty person, but that's about it.

[atms]

More than eighty times as fast as the average human. How's that?

Two things: pizza and hot dogs.

[spellslots]

Okay, well, I'll cop that not being able to do that one. Would still not trade magic for one shitty superpower.

We have those, lots of places have those, hate to burst your bubble.

[atms]

How you have pizza without Italy?

[spellslots]

It's cheese and sauce on dough, my dude it's not hard to figure out. A whole shitload of worlds have something similar

[atms]

Good point.

Gotta say though, it doesn't speak well of the multiverse that multiple places have come up with hot dogs.

[spellslots]

Nothing wrong with a hot dog! It's not, you know, fine dining but you don't need a five course meal every time you eat.

[atms]

You have no idea what's actually in hot dogs, do you?

[spellslots]

Are you gonna get fucking precious about eating offal and off-cuts? Like, better that shit gets eaten than thrown away, waste not want not and all that.

[atms]

It's against my religion.

[spellslots]

I'm not buying it.