text, un: anonymouse

[aeturnus]

so hey i'm Asking For A Friend ;) but how many other immortals are here in the quarantine? any?

also! important question!! what did everyone get told when they got here? what questions did you ask? i wanna know what we're working with! Let's Work Together!

p.s., if you want to answer the first question without a name there are burner phones available at [ small list of locations ] to make unattached accounts. i'm just looking for at least numbers! names would be radical too of course!

Comments

[aeturnus]

cool! so closer than most? My Friend For Whom I'm Asking is more than just that

what job do you have?

[bloodycrown]

I'm a vampire. What about your friend who is definitely not you?

And I'm with the Perimeter Guard. Orientation Support, my job's to talk to the newcomers, ease their fears and so forth.

[aeturnus]

one unlucky son of a bitch? well okay let's be fair i have no idea who his mom was!

okay so you might actually know some of this? did they coach you on things?

[bloodycrown]

I wouldn't call it coaching. There was an interview, they asked me if I wanted a job and I said yes.

I can usually tell when someone's lying and none of the city representatives seemed to be, so I'm cautiously optimistic.

[aeturnus]

no but like did they give you stock answers to give newbies?

like some kind of magical vampire bullshit detector?

[bloodycrown]

The same stuff you got in the welcoming pamphlet.

yeah, it's called supernatural hearing.

[ he can also sort of mind-control people into telling him things, but he's gonna keep that particular skill on the down-low. ]

[aeturnus]

cool, fair enough but it doesn't hurt to ask!

so you can hear things like heartbeats and faster breathing and things to catch them?

[bloodycrown]

yeah, very helpful to stop panic attacks before they're full-blown.

[aeturnus]

hey there's an even cooler application! so is that username ironic or what?

[bloodycrown]

It's from a song I like. How You Like Me Now? by The Heavy.

My name's Marcel.

[aeturnus]

oh cool, too many actual names on this thing if you ask me, points for reference!

i'm anonymouse :) nice to meet you!

[bloodycrown]

so, how old are you? or how old's your friend?

[aeturnus]

i've just been rounding up to 3k for conveniences' sake

[bloodycrown]

You're not a Mikaelson, are you?

[aeturnus]

nah man vampires aren't even a thing in my reality

that's what you meant right?