text, un: anonymouse

[aeturnus]

so hey i'm Asking For A Friend ;) but how many other immortals are here in the quarantine? any?

also! important question!! what did everyone get told when they got here? what questions did you ask? i wanna know what we're working with! Let's Work Together!

p.s., if you want to answer the first question without a name there are burner phones available at [ small list of locations ] to make unattached accounts. i'm just looking for at least numbers! names would be radical too of course!

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[aeturnus]

not hiding so much

[idolpire]

Don't usually care if someone notices. They usually wind up dead. Or a vampire.

[aeturnus]

okay so you don't care about laying low, got it

[idolpire]

Bingo. Besides, the world's huge. Been around it for over a century. Stay in one place for a decade or so, then find a new one. In the age of airplanes, new faces are the usual.

also i had plotting ideas. do you prefer pm or disco?

[aeturnus]

oh wow over a century! what did you do before planes?

pm would be better. I've only just started using the chatty thing and I suck at it.

[idolpire]

Boats.

[aeturnus]

but those take foreeeever! that sucks

[ Teasing the fuck out of him rn. Why not? ]

[idolpire]

And you had a boat full of trapped snacks.

[aeturnus]

what and then you drove the boat the rest of the way yourself?

[idolpire]

You keep the crew alive. till the end. Then a crash don't matter.

[aeturnus]

and if they just refuse since you'll kill them anyway?

[idolpire]

Then kill the Captain. Rest always fall in line after they see their leader's head on a steering wheel.

[aeturnus]

how many boat rides you take back in the day?

[idolpire]

Not many. Most groups just hopped the big pond once or twice.

wtf I think I screened a comment on accident, whoops

[aeturnus]

oh yeah i guess that makes sense! not a whole of need to travel?

ahhaha

[idolpire]

Only need a big boat ride a few times before planes came along.

[aeturnus]

thank god for the Wright brothers right?

[idolpire]

Idiots.

[aeturnus]

what you don't like flying? afraid of heights?

[idolpire]

No. They were just idiots. Drunk, stupid twats. Both of them.

[aeturnus]

oh you're trying to say you MET them huh?

[idolpire]

No. Met another demon who met them, though. How those two got anything off the ground when they had their heads so far up their asses is beyond me.

[aeturnus]

you ever hear the saying about monkeys and typewriters?

[idolpire]

Fair enough. So, we done here?

[aeturnus]

sure! thanks for the chat!