text, un: anonymouse

[aeturnus]

so hey i'm Asking For A Friend ;) but how many other immortals are here in the quarantine? any?

also! important question!! what did everyone get told when they got here? what questions did you ask? i wanna know what we're working with! Let's Work Together!

p.s., if you want to answer the first question without a name there are burner phones available at [ small list of locations ] to make unattached accounts. i'm just looking for at least numbers! names would be radical too of course!

Comments

[aeturnus]

[ oh my god ]

and you're withholding the goods? how dare you sir!

/dabs

[leatherdaddy]

okay so don't spread this around but you seem like a trustworthy anonymous so here you go

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drink it in, mortals

[aeturnus]

[ Yep, he knew it. And he's laughing. Dude, please. ]

or immortals as the case may be! very impressive!!

[leatherdaddy]

[ Just trolling trolls, or at least Gladio thinks he is. ]

uh huh

you should join the guard, could always do with another meat shield - go make yourself useful if you're unkillable.

[aeturnus]

well maybe so but it's not invulnerability so My Friend would only be good for like one or two hits at a time!

[leatherdaddy]

[ Gladio takes a while to reply because anon here seems to be serious. Too serious. ]

that's still one or two hits that won't kill someone else

well not permanently

[aeturnus]

[ He's (un)deadly serious, dear Gladio. ]

true true! might freak out a bunch of new recruits too :D

[leatherdaddy]

ngl it would be a pretty effective wake-up call

so this 'friend' of yours can't take a hit but can't die? how does that work

[aeturnus]

painfully? it's like he gets hit and goes down but it heals even if he should be all dead and no more healing you know?

[leatherdaddy]

that's a pretty handy ability

tell your 'friend' that I'd be happy to train him or her up so they can put that to good use

[aeturnus]

oh yeah? where could My Friend reach you?

[ It's not a bad prospect, actually... ]

[leatherdaddy]

I'm an independent contractor - Combat Tactics and Survival Instructor to be precise

Let him or her contact Gladiolus Amicitia, text is fine or just leave a message. Can sort out the details later.

[aeturnus]

cool, cool!

next question: is this going to cost My Friend an arm and a leg?

[leatherdaddy]

What, don't think I'm worth it?

Just pulling your leg. Not directly. The government compensates me. There's an investment of time of course.

[aeturnus]

nah, i saw your selfie remember? i bet you're real strong!

that's super cool! nice cushy job?

[leatherdaddy]

sure

if you call riding people's asses making them fighting fit all day 'cushy' - it pays the bills, gets me outside... what's not to love

[aeturnus]

never said it was easy for the trainee! but you've gotta be used to it by now!

[leatherdaddy]

I gotta be honest, this is sorta old hat for me. I'm not complaining.

So what's your story?

[aeturnus]

MY story? what kind of story are you asking about?

[leatherdaddy]

Yeah

What do you do? Besides polling for immortals

[aeturnus]

nerdy stuff, for a living! computers and toys and things

[leatherdaddy]

You mean like... apps or something?

[aeturnus]

yes like apps :)

is that all you consider "technology"?

[leatherdaddy]

Nah, just nerdy.

You ever hear of King's Knight?

[aeturnus]

nope! what's that? developer company or an app or?