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[onthehalfshell]

Hello, Wikus here.

Before any of my roommates or co-workers wonder why I've disappeared, I'll be staying in hospital for a bit but I'll be back soon hopefully.

So don't go sell any of my stuff, hey?

Thanks,
Wikus

Comments

[onthehalfshell]

You don't have to be so morbid man.

I'll not dying, i'm just transforming.

[bunnyblock]

'Morbid' and 'Realistic' are interchangeable in this case.

Transforming?

Are you an alien?

[onthehalfshell]

I'm not supposed to be.

[bunnyblock]

Sounds like something out of a horror movie.

Scary.

[onthehalfshell]

More like bloody annoying.

[Sure he'd been terrified at first, but after two months it's hard to stay scared of turning into an alien.]

[bunnyblock]

If it's going slowly, I guess it would be annoying.

[onthehalfshell]

I certainly don't recommend the experience

[bunnyblock]

Lucky for me, I'm already a monster.

[onthehalfshell]

[Wikus is suddenly very glad this conversation is by text and not voice.]

Okay. Good luck with that.