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[hellicious]

[It might be fitting that Lucifer's first foray into the network of the new world he'd found himself on was an inquiry for trying to fix something he'd mucked up. It might well give a good glimpse into the fact that Lucifer didn't see too much outside of what affected him and those he cared about. This fell under that umbrella.

For those watching, they'll see an adult male with a charming British accent and dark hair and eyes, smiling at the screen in an attempt to cover just how important the question was to him.]

What would be a good gift idea for someone that says something along the lines of 'Sorry I broke you'? I'm not entirely sure chocolates will cut it.

[A moment and then he realizes how that may be construed.]

Not physically broke, mind you. More... theologically and mentally.

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[ikols]

[ Admittedly Loki has the advantage of Verity being a seer of truth so she believed all his godly nonsense right off the bat, but it appears Lucifer isn't nearly so lucky. Good job this is a private feed, no one has to see the guy all cow-faced. ]

For the record, you get all sad-eyed when you're being fussy.

[ So helpful. ]

[hellicious]

I do not.

[Wait.]

Do I? Bloody hell. Just what I need.

[It wasn't exactly a secret that he had certain feelings for a certain someone, but he thought he better at keeping it to himself than he was being lately.]

There's been a lot lately. I suppose I'm not handling it as gracefully as I'm used to.

[ikols]

This entire broadcast has a mooning-theme to it, I won't lie. [ Not right now, anyway.

Half-buried in comfy cushions, he peeks at Lucifer with one eye. ]

You wear sad well, rest assured. [ Slipping in an appropriately devil-may-care compliment, Loki stretches and sighs. ] Tell me more about yourself?

[hellicious]

I'd be disgusted with myself if I wasn't worried about the results.

[The Devil brought low by a human. It was to laugh. Still, Loki looked comfortable, and Lucifer noticed his lack of cushions on his side. It wasn't fair, really.]

Of course I do. But, what would you like to know? I'll tell you right off that any of that goat nonsense is made up lies.

[ikols]

I'd like to say that about horses, these days.

[ Quadrupeds aren't his thing in recent years, that was ... a stranger phase. ]

Ah, what's your favourite colour, song, and food?

[ Divine factoids can be boring, it's the personal deets Loki enjoys hoarding. They usually help to allay any suspicion directed his way too. Old habits. ]

[hellicious]

[He wisely kept his mouth shut about that. It wouldn't do to start things off with another deity in a new city by insinuating bestiality. True or otherwise.]

No favorites. I enjoy too much, really. Though, I suppose black and red are my colors. Brings out my eyes.

[With a smile, he let the red flash in his eyes, wondering if Loki would find it cheeky or threatening.]

[ikols]

A light-show all for me? I would have brought a picnic basket if I'd have known.

[ Unafraid (while inwardly taking curious notes) he leans back and lets his own eyes flare a keen green, briefly alight with magic. ]

Where I'm from there's this ancient Chair, it belongs to the super-duper evil and has never been sat in. All the satans of every religion gain their rank from how close they stand to it when meetings are called.

Do you suppose it would be yours?

[hellicious]

Likely, if only because where I'm from, there aren't exactly a host of other deities. Oh, there are humans with a few extra abilities, yes, but no other gods. Just Dad and Mum and all their annoying children.

Not that I'd want to sit in it. I left Hell for a reason. I don't want to be Lord of it. I'm not evil. Not really. Just because Dad decided that doesn't mean I have to play along.

[ikols]

I'm totally reformed too! Check us out, it's uncanny. [ Ferreting out snacks from the sofa, don't mind him. ] You absconded to Earth?

[hellicious]

Something like that. Left Hell, opened a club. I was having quite a grand time of it, too. What about you? Went and fell in with the mortals, mm?

[ikols]

Reinvented myself and holed up in the one place on Earth that could properly educate me on the Midgardian cultural smorgasbord without pomp or circumstance. New York!

[hellicious]

Ah, see, now that's where we seem to differ. I love the pomp and circumstance. It's why LA is such a lovely place. Not to mention it's where I landed. Seemed... apt.

[ikols]

Fitting. How are you liking this moon?

[hellicious]

It's... interesting, so far. A bit like a jungle movie.

[ikols]

Jumanji, right? It has that vibe. Have you actually been into the jungle yet, seen some of the sights?

[hellicious]

I took a it of a fly-over when I arrived. Just to see. It's all very wild and primitive.

[ikols]

Quite a few derelict temples to other gods, if you're ever interested in seeing who visited before us.

[hellicious]

Not particularly. They don't exist back in my world, so it's hardly anyone I'd know.

[ikols]

Oh, that's ... that's a bit depressing.

[ He can't imagine how awfully boring it must be to come from a universe with just the one god (big G never seemed that fun anyway, angels are in fact psychos in the Heven Loki knows and they answer to their Queen, not a cosmic dude), but he perks up a moment later and flashes Lucifer an encouraging wink. ]

We can do whatever you're in the mood for, then.

[hellicious]

I suppose it is. But then, Dad was never one for competition. Look what happens when you just ask Him a bloody question.

[Points to self.]

That... sounds somewhat fun, though. I don't intend to just sit around with my thumbs up my backside the whole time.

[ikols]

Hah! Perhaps your dad and mine being kept apart at all costs isn't such a bad thing.

[ Pantheon-vs-Pantheon fighting is so high school. ]

What would you like to do?

[hellicious]

Certain things that are best not mentioned in public. I haven't quite figured out what this place's stance is on drugs.

[ikols]

You can trust me and my encryptions. As for the topic of drugs, I can't say I'm at all involved in that scene [ the stupid things don't work on him, for one thing, ] but I ... know my way around a few neighbourhoods.

I could give you some pointers.

[hellicious]

[Lucifer had a supernatural constitution. They didn't work as effectively on him, which is why he often took more than enough to kill a pack of elephants. This only seemed to be a problem when a certain someone was around, but doing drugs around that someone was pointless as officers of the law could be annoying to be around when high.]

I'd be curious to hear what this little moon has to offer.

[ikols]

I'll show you. [ That way they're both culpable and Loki isn't mouthing off info without seeing how it gets put to use. Too nosy not to know and be there. ] Ask me out sometime, we'll go from there.