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[hellicious]

[It might be fitting that Lucifer's first foray into the network of the new world he'd found himself on was an inquiry for trying to fix something he'd mucked up. It might well give a good glimpse into the fact that Lucifer didn't see too much outside of what affected him and those he cared about. This fell under that umbrella.

For those watching, they'll see an adult male with a charming British accent and dark hair and eyes, smiling at the screen in an attempt to cover just how important the question was to him.]

What would be a good gift idea for someone that says something along the lines of 'Sorry I broke you'? I'm not entirely sure chocolates will cut it.

[A moment and then he realizes how that may be construed.]

Not physically broke, mind you. More... theologically and mentally.

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[hellicious]

For the most part, though no one looks quite as good as I do.

<small[Yes, Christian, the Devil was a vain peacock.]

[buildingcastles]

[ Well, that at least wasn't a surprise. Ego did seem to come as part and parcel with all creatures of power. Human or otherwise. ]

So are you the best looking angel there is?

... goddamn you, html. >|

[hellicious]

Angel and Devil, yes. Not that my siblings aren't... well. Let's just say there's an ew factor to talking about how attractive or bonable my brothers and sisters are.

[buildingcastles]

[Okay, he has to fight a grin at that one. The Devil is definitely full of himself, but that's a sort of charm.]

Is that by human standards or your personal opinion?

[hellicious]

Both, I suppose. The Detective could tell you well enough that she all but swooned for my brother when she met him, as did my therapist. Tall, dark, and somewhat dumb. A bit too subservient for my liking, but that's why I was booted and he wasn't, mm? We're angels. We're supposed to be gorgeous.

I just got all the better bits.

[buildingcastles]

Better, hm?

[ Okay, that confidence is actually nice. He wishes he had it -- and he can see why the Devil apparently has some amazing girlfriend too. Or not-girlfriend? ]

So all angels are really that good? I thought that was just some bragging that made it through to our side.

[ He's teasing just a bit. ]

I mean, it's not like us humans would be able to prove you wrong.

[hellicious]

Define 'good'. Most of my siblings don't fall from Grace enough to dabble with fun time with humans. A few have, of course, so we have the Nephilim, but for the most part, I'd assume that a virgin angel would be just as fumbling as a human one. At least humans masturbate.

[Did you ask for frankness, Christian? Because that's what you were getting. Unfiltered frankness.]

[buildingcastles]

And now I'm going to be picturing angels masturbating, which is probably blasphemous if angels really are real, and they probably know what I'm thinking, so, cool, thanks, I- yep.

I just meant that when people tell stories about spirits they tend to embellish a lot, so the whole good and evil thing is kind of subjective to the teller.

[ Christian was not ready for this. He scratches the side of his face uncomfortably. ]

[hellicious]

We can't read minds, silly thing. That'd be unfair. And likely damaging to our psyche. You lot can be creative in all the bad ways when you want to be.

But for that? Well... yes, I suppose that's true. No one who tells a story normally does so with themselves as the bad guy. Or even in the wrong.

[buildingcastles]

Angels have to be fair? [ He chuckles at that. ] Okay, that's good to know at least. Makes sense.

We're interesting. Creativity is part of the charm. You know, like being flexible.

So are you good or bad?

[hellicious]

If that's what you'd prefer to call it...

[A small smirk for him, Lucifer amused despite himself.]

Oh, I'd say a bit of both.