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cat chancey ([personal profile] longblack) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-07-08 01:03 pm

video | un: mooncents

[ the video opens on our hero a very tired looking woman, clearly laying on her assigned bed in the communal housing area, biting her lower lip and fiddling with her phone. once she realizes she's got it recording, she starts speaking. ]

So somebody decided to combine forums, vlogging, and FaceTime all in one neat social media package. [ cat pulls a face. ] Yeah, I don't feel any less awkward just talking to a phone camera than I did when my brother decided he wanted to start vlogging and I absolutely had to be in his first video.

[ she sighs and pushes some stray hairs off her forehead. ]

Alright, so. If I'm going to be here for a while, and it looks like I am, there's a couple things I want to know. The first is why there are so many goddamn foxes in this city? It's like catdog central here. Second, just how dangerous does stuff get outside the inhabited part of the city? Is exploring past the first fences more like taking a hike in a forest in Wyoming where no one can hear you scream or walking through, I don't know, the Serengeti or Amazon? I'm not really inclined to go there either way, but just in case one of the outdoorsy nuts I know from home gets pulled here, I want to be able to sit them down and tell them why going there is a bad idea and why they shouldn't drag me along.

[ there's a pause, and cat looks up and to the side, away from the camera, clearly thinking. ]

I think that's it. Wait, no. Just in case one of my new roomies snores, is there somewhere I can get good but cheap earplugs around? I've got my headphones from home with me but I can't really sleep with those on.
spellslots: (and was killed)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-07-20 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Back home, if I started listing the shit I'm missing here it'd take a week. I mean, the pocket spa, for one, I am fucking devastated about.

[If he wants to go to a spa he has to go to one that OTHER PEOPLE GO TO

Like some sort of animal]
spellslots: DNT (pop that pretty question right now baby)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-07-20 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
What it says on the tin, bubbale. Pocket dimension with a spa in it, real handy for taking a little break mid-adventure.

[Or for stashing stolen gold!!]
spellslots: dnt (👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-07-20 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot tub, endless cucumber sandwiches, those weird face masks that are like a sheet of paper. It was well worth the gold I paid for it.
spellslots: DNT (got you wrapped)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-07-21 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Magic.

[Jazz hands.]