ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) (
glitterpants) wrote in
riverview2017-07-21 10:03 am
( VIDEO. 002 ) @2cool — BACKDATED: 07/17
[ Despite being relatively quiet on the network, Karamatsu has been keeping up to date with what has been happening in Riverview. Well, what was important to him, anyway, and what was important to him was the fact there was going to be a masquerade this week. Going to bed every night and knowing there are people out there who don't have perfect fashion for this sort of thing was making him feel determined, and dare I even say.. proactive.
Unfortunately, when Karamatsu becomes inspired, it's usually pretty bad.
Today, he's dressed in this and seems awfully proud of it.
He strikes a pose, spreading the wings out to show off all of the colors with an exclamation of "bang!" which is nothing like the sound a bird should make (was he bird or just being extra??? we just don't know.) Then, he relaxes, cupping his chin with one hand. ]
Heheh. It seems there's going to be a party on Saturday. If you want to look as perfect as me, I will be happy to help and tailor you an outfit if you do not have one. Please, no payment is necessary. Take it as kindness from my own heart, as I do not want anybody to have an insufficient costume for such an event.
Thank you.
[ And that's it? He also ruined his identity by posting this early, but hey, that's fine. ]
Unfortunately, when Karamatsu becomes inspired, it's usually pretty bad.
Today, he's dressed in this and seems awfully proud of it.
He strikes a pose, spreading the wings out to show off all of the colors with an exclamation of "bang!" which is nothing like the sound a bird should make (was he bird or just being extra??? we just don't know.) Then, he relaxes, cupping his chin with one hand. ]
Heheh. It seems there's going to be a party on Saturday. If you want to look as perfect as me, I will be happy to help and tailor you an outfit if you do not have one. Please, no payment is necessary. Take it as kindness from my own heart, as I do not want anybody to have an insufficient costume for such an event.
Thank you.
[ And that's it? He also ruined his identity by posting this early, but hey, that's fine. ]

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Ah thank you! I do try to express myself in whatever ways i can... certainly you understand this sort of feeling for yourself, non?
[apparently despair is one of them? definitely.]
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its only going to end badly for both of us
yknow
aim for the skies and smash your skull into the ground like an egg
i think its better if you keep your individuality to yourself like its leprosy or herpes
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I don't think i want to smash my head either it sounds painful..
What is your individuality? I think you should share it.
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trailer trash large
all 15 cousins in the same trailer large or like octomom large
i mean not having a huge ass family is probably part of being an individual
or literally no family until years later when youre all different people with weirdly specific tastes
plus its not individuality if you share it you dillhole
just keep doing what youre doing and i will absolutely not milk it for humor
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uh
there's six of us
we're sextuplets
[ always a good ice breaker... ]
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but now i know why you have serious issues
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Are you an only child?
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i have two sisters and a brother and a dead brother
but i didnt meet half of them until i was at the impressionable age of 13
but i prefer it when we talk about how fucked up your family is
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My condolences, though.
[ He doesn't like his fam insulted even though they treat him like shit. ]
You didn't grow up with them?
[ tell him about Homestuck, Dave. ]
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far be it from me to criticize the off brand brady bunch
and no
i was hand raised by my bro like a tiny little baby bird
then some miscellaneous stuff happened
and i found out someone i knew was my sister
and then i found my brother
(but younger)
and another sister
(but older)
and thats basically all there is to say about that
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I'm glad you found them in the end!!
Are they here now?
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the only person i know from home is a bro of mine
bro is probably not the best word to use
buddy
pal
companion
are any of your sex twinlets here
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[ Fourth oldest.. but his name is Ichimatsu. Okay. ]
he loves cats and that is probably about it
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except he doesnt like cats so much as he is a cat
a karkat
thats his name
if he ever comes here i want you to get a good in with him ok
its hard for him to make friends because hes a firey asshole
fireyer than a guy who chugged fire sauce hours ago and is perpetually experiencing the aftermath
anyway
get on his good side
scritch behind his ears and rub his little belly
he loves it
because hes a cat
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and i love cats... they are so cool..
I will call him Coolcat then as a nickname
[ stop ]
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i dont do emotes but you can freely imagine a smiley
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thank you i will be the best tupperware!!
[ he doesn't know why, but he's pumped up. Nice. ]
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anyway i think ive squeezed all the juice i can out of this conversation
ill see you around i guess
because youre impossible to miss