ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) (
glitterpants) wrote in
riverview2017-07-21 10:03 am
( VIDEO. 002 ) @2cool — BACKDATED: 07/17
[ Despite being relatively quiet on the network, Karamatsu has been keeping up to date with what has been happening in Riverview. Well, what was important to him, anyway, and what was important to him was the fact there was going to be a masquerade this week. Going to bed every night and knowing there are people out there who don't have perfect fashion for this sort of thing was making him feel determined, and dare I even say.. proactive.
Unfortunately, when Karamatsu becomes inspired, it's usually pretty bad.
Today, he's dressed in this and seems awfully proud of it.
He strikes a pose, spreading the wings out to show off all of the colors with an exclamation of "bang!" which is nothing like the sound a bird should make (was he bird or just being extra??? we just don't know.) Then, he relaxes, cupping his chin with one hand. ]
Heheh. It seems there's going to be a party on Saturday. If you want to look as perfect as me, I will be happy to help and tailor you an outfit if you do not have one. Please, no payment is necessary. Take it as kindness from my own heart, as I do not want anybody to have an insufficient costume for such an event.
Thank you.
[ And that's it? He also ruined his identity by posting this early, but hey, that's fine. ]
Unfortunately, when Karamatsu becomes inspired, it's usually pretty bad.
Today, he's dressed in this and seems awfully proud of it.
He strikes a pose, spreading the wings out to show off all of the colors with an exclamation of "bang!" which is nothing like the sound a bird should make (was he bird or just being extra??? we just don't know.) Then, he relaxes, cupping his chin with one hand. ]
Heheh. It seems there's going to be a party on Saturday. If you want to look as perfect as me, I will be happy to help and tailor you an outfit if you do not have one. Please, no payment is necessary. Take it as kindness from my own heart, as I do not want anybody to have an insufficient costume for such an event.
Thank you.
[ And that's it? He also ruined his identity by posting this early, but hey, that's fine. ]

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[ without a beat: ]
There is still a chance for you! I have too much of it to give, I will gladly offer it to you!
[ it's too soon for this.. ]
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I was so excited because I recently met a real alien... I thought it might be cool to meet one that didn't look like a lizard made of sheet rock.
[ He frowns, then decides to change the subject with a forced smile and a light, saccharine sweet voice that he reserves for difficult customers back home. ]
Okay, so now you need to tell me something truthful about the Eluvio, then I'll consider us even. ☆
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[ Karamatsu's smile dies down significantly. Something truthful. They were brought there without explanation and no ways of escape? Their first mission triggered a nuclear holocaust, destroying an entire planet? Or maybe he should talk about the power outages-- the creature that found its way on the ship? Maybe the way he found a passenger's viscera strung across the trees and branches of the atrium like a party streamer? Maybe.. he could talk about how he still has the gun with him that took somebody's life so he could survive.
He dazes out slightly. ]
A-ah.. well.. truthfully--
[ He forces a smile and rubs the back of his neck. ]
There were a lot of parties and things to do as recreational activities on the ship when we were not working.. hah. I got my first lap dance there!
[ IT'S TRUE. ]
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Parties and... [ Ah, so it's not too different from Quarantine then? Like some kind of space... Cruise liner? But then Karamatsu keeps talking and color immediately blooms on Aoba's pale skin. ]
...!!
Y-you don't have to be that honest... you can leave some of that personal stuff out.
[ Aoba's certainly not one to judge fooling around or enjoying oneself however you want... but he just got this intrusive mental image of Karamatsu posing in that Extra way he does while someone gives him a lap dance. His eyes... will he have that image burned in them forever? ]
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Tch. Going to space though.. it was a .. piece of cake! There is a lot of other things I would prefer to talk about.
[ sweats confidently.... ]
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I've never been in space, not even once.
I think it'd be nice to try it... I bet it's peaceful up there among the stars.
[ Just... maybe not so peaceful on murderships... not that Aoba has more than a vague clue. ]
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Hey, are you feeling okay? You're sweating...
...Are you still thinking about lap dances? [ GROSS. ]
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He's not thinking of that. He's thinking of how he survived by the skin of his teeth. ]
P..perfect fine! That is exactly what I was thinking of, ah.. I'm getting too excited now, so I should probably go.
[ please just expect this talk around him, Aoba. He has five nasty brothers, they're gonna talk about this stuff casually. ]
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Maybe you should try to think of something unsexy instead.
[ You won't find him offering any specific solutions though, not when he knows Karamatsu is the kind of man who operates on a completely different level from Aoba and... pretty much any normal person. He might actually find okra sexy. ]
Well, you do what you have to.
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I want to be able to pick you out in a crowd.
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[ wait a second, he was too busy talking about himself to realize something.. ]
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Wait, ah.. really? You want me to?
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You're literally the only person who would willingly be caught dead in something like that. You'll really stand out.
Unfortunately, your identity is already revealed so that might take the fun out of that aspect - but at least I can find you if I need you.
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I see...
I will do my best to be as noticeable as I can for you, Aoba-kun!
[ oh god you just encouraged him to be more obnoxious.. ]
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[ Wait, what?
Aoba's smile falls right off his face when he realizes a few seconds too late just what door he may have opened. He sucks in a hurried breath, hastily trying to undo the damage he's done. ]
W-wait, hang on --
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I'll be looking forward to spending the evening with you, Aoba-kun!
[ and he'll cut the feed off before Aoba has a chance to tell him to behave. ]