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riverview2017-07-21 10:03 am
glitterpants) wrote in riverview2017-07-21 10:03 am
( VIDEO. 002 ) @2cool — BACKDATED: 07/17
[ Despite being relatively quiet on the network, Karamatsu has been keeping up to date with what has been happening in Riverview. Well, what was important to him, anyway, and what was important to him was the fact there was going to be a masquerade this week. Going to bed every night and knowing there are people out there who don't have perfect fashion for this sort of thing was making him feel determined, and dare I even say.. proactive.
Unfortunately, when Karamatsu becomes inspired, it's usually pretty bad.
Today, he's dressed in this and seems awfully proud of it.
He strikes a pose, spreading the wings out to show off all of the colors with an exclamation of "bang!" which is nothing like the sound a bird should make (was he bird or just being extra??? we just don't know.) Then, he relaxes, cupping his chin with one hand. ]
Heheh. It seems there's going to be a party on Saturday. If you want to look as perfect as me, I will be happy to help and tailor you an outfit if you do not have one. Please, no payment is necessary. Take it as kindness from my own heart, as I do not want anybody to have an insufficient costume for such an event.
Thank you.
[ And that's it? He also ruined his identity by posting this early, but hey, that's fine. ]
Unfortunately, when Karamatsu becomes inspired, it's usually pretty bad.
Today, he's dressed in this and seems awfully proud of it.
He strikes a pose, spreading the wings out to show off all of the colors with an exclamation of "bang!" which is nothing like the sound a bird should make (was he bird or just being extra??? we just don't know.) Then, he relaxes, cupping his chin with one hand. ]
Heheh. It seems there's going to be a party on Saturday. If you want to look as perfect as me, I will be happy to help and tailor you an outfit if you do not have one. Please, no payment is necessary. Take it as kindness from my own heart, as I do not want anybody to have an insufficient costume for such an event.
Thank you.
[ And that's it? He also ruined his identity by posting this early, but hey, that's fine. ]
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The.. Karamatsu bird.. is a sign of peace and love! If you are one of good virtue, he will bless you.. and visit you.. and display his beautiful feathers to you! One feather from him.. will ensure good luck for all of your living days!
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Hmm... I suppose were I living, I would have heard of such a creature.
[The imperious demeanor fades into a vague smirk. You passed that part of the test, apparently.]
However.. what merits does this sort of bird have when it comes to dressing others, as you have so offered?
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The clothing I make for you will guarantee you— beyond a doubt— getting laid!!
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[A sharp look that seems like it might be judgement, a decision that Karamatsu has given a wrong answer, but...]
I do not understand this phrase, "getting laid." Explain yourself.
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Ah.. you know.. the horizontal tango? Engage in a three to one? Shaking of the sheets? The service of Venus, perhaps?
[ will this even help at all? ]
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[You fool. That said, though he doesn't know any of these, he thinks he can work out the answer as if these were fucking clues to a mystery. Venus is the Roman goddess of Love and well, sheets certainly suggests a bed. It's not too hard to extrapolate from there.]
But, you are referring to sex?
[He can say the actual word because he's a mature adult who had sex at least 100 times given that's how many children he fucking had. He looks Karamatsu up and down]
... Even if I had a particular interest in men, I do not feel like you should be my type.
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Eh..? I never said anything that involves me with you.
[ YOU'RE NOT HIS TYPE EITHER, OZ. ]