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riverview2017-03-19 11:57 am
spellslots) wrote in riverview2017-03-19 11:57 am
☂ video; un: liches.get.stitches
Hail and well met, my dudes.
[Despite not having much experience with this kind of video technology, Taako has adapted pretty quickly, mostly because he’s vain as hell and gets to take pictures? Of himself? It’s amazing. So the camera is centered properly, he’s got Disguise Self cast to look the way he’s supposed to, and his stupidly long hair is braided down his back. ]
I got a couple'a things I wanna ask, figured this is the easiest way to do it.
[He holds up a finger, to count the first question:]
So weird thing here, has anyone heard of this fucked up black oil that, uh, that destroys worlds, I guess? [He casts Minor Illusion and the oil, similar to what he saw in Palmon's prophecy, appears in his hand. It's thick and dark and kind of unsettling.] Listen, I'm not really sure exactly what it is, but it's bad. When I saw this stuff, shit was like it'd drowned everything in sight. And uh, the gods are gone, seems like. Which is weird as hell and might be related. This ringing any bells?
[That was the worst explanation ever, but in his defence it's a pretty confusing situation. He's trying his best.]
Second lil thing. [He holds up a second finger, dropping the illusion so the oil disappears.] What the hell are all you thugs doing for money, 'cause gotta admit, I haven't got a whole lot of marketable skills but I'm fast running out of that sweet sweet cash and would really love to not starve, you know? Toss some ideas at me, I'm all ears.
[Get it, because he's an elf.
Well at least he thinks he's funny, since he's chuckling as he clicks off the video.]
[Despite not having much experience with this kind of video technology, Taako has adapted pretty quickly, mostly because he’s vain as hell and gets to take pictures? Of himself? It’s amazing. So the camera is centered properly, he’s got Disguise Self cast to look the way he’s supposed to, and his stupidly long hair is braided down his back. ]
I got a couple'a things I wanna ask, figured this is the easiest way to do it.
[He holds up a finger, to count the first question:]
So weird thing here, has anyone heard of this fucked up black oil that, uh, that destroys worlds, I guess? [He casts Minor Illusion and the oil, similar to what he saw in Palmon's prophecy, appears in his hand. It's thick and dark and kind of unsettling.] Listen, I'm not really sure exactly what it is, but it's bad. When I saw this stuff, shit was like it'd drowned everything in sight. And uh, the gods are gone, seems like. Which is weird as hell and might be related. This ringing any bells?
[That was the worst explanation ever, but in his defence it's a pretty confusing situation. He's trying his best.]
Second lil thing. [He holds up a second finger, dropping the illusion so the oil disappears.] What the hell are all you thugs doing for money, 'cause gotta admit, I haven't got a whole lot of marketable skills but I'm fast running out of that sweet sweet cash and would really love to not starve, you know? Toss some ideas at me, I'm all ears.
[Get it, because he's an elf.
Well at least he thinks he's funny, since he's chuckling as he clicks off the video.]
no subject
Absolutely. It's a deal.
no subject
[Now he grins.]
I'll keep my phone on.
[Eddie's in charge of picking a place, then they can do their dinner and magic.]