Agent 02 | Duo Maxwell (
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riverview2017-08-08 02:26 pm
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So this Surveyor job is pretty cool and all, but as a guy who has a bad time with idle hands I figure I could put my name out here a little bit and see who needs what, so here goes :
If anyone's in need of a mechanic to fix something up real quick, or even to build you a little something you can't find in stores here, let me know. I like tinkering and making bikes and cars loud as I can, that kinda thing.
Also pretty good with computers, if that's more your deal. Building, programming... hacking.
I can even send viruses to your exes if you want but you'll never be able to pin me for it.
All your usual stuff.
Contact me here, or if you see a kid with a long braid in public it's probably me.
Oh, and, does anyone have any idea of a place that sells motorcycles or even a frame I can start building off of? A guy needs wheels around here.
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Eh? Specific about what? [ Here's Duo, plucking away at picking something apart as he responds. The camera is propped at an odd angle, probably where ever he could see it even though it only really shows the top of his head when he's bent over to work on whatever he's working on. ]
I'm not followin'
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[Like hairstyles can't be changed every day, just anyone can have a long braid Duo, geez.]
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I'm the only one with a braid of my caliber, thanks. [ Ok, maybe he's just being a shit about it at this point. For sure it's kind of a curse to carry around a couple pounds of hair balanced off the back of your head, but Duo sure as shit isn't going to admit to that.
That shit-eating grin about spells it out right then and there, at any rate. ]
Anyway - you oughta be happy to be mistaken for me I think.
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Yeah, "long braid" still not very specific. Just anyone with long hair can have a braid on any given day.
[At this point if this is going to be his future, he might be considering a hairstyle change.]
No one looking for you is going to be very happy with that mistake, I don't offer any of your ... services.
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[ You sure tho, Ed? ]
Should'a said mile long then. Maybe they'd get it. [ If anything he seems a bit amused by all of this - happily working along on whatever he's up to without much regard for the possible issues he might be causing. Probably just a side effect of being an alley shit stirrer from the beginning -
Plus, it means anyone who wants to find him has to really want it. So maybe there's a point to the madness. ]
Then, maybe, they have to really want to find me.
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You must not want any customers if you're making them jump through hoops to find you.
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Nah, I'm not trying that hard to have no one come to me, just.. I want them to actually want it.
[ Probably just a war left over - doesn't want to just throw his contacts out there for everyone to see if he doesn't have to. ]
Can't just go having everyone and their mother contacting me, you know?
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[And tie the fact that you're a hacker to your name, Duo. At this point Ed's not sure if he's frustrated or just amused. Either way, he thinks Duo's nuts.]
Good luck.
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Eh, I've had worse luck in tighter situations. And, well, this place doesn't seem to need a hell of a lot of what I'm good at, at the moment.
[ Which is definitely not a bad thing. ]
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[He's not sure about that, but he'd never been to a world where computers and the concept of hacking was so blatantly everywhere before.]
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On what exactly? I know how to do things I won't advertise on a public post, you know.
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[He has no frame of reference for most of the things you're good at Duo. Mostly, he still sounds amused though.]
Besides, maybe you just haven't found the right audience yet.