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[braidedwonder]

So this Surveyor job is pretty cool and all, but as a guy who has a bad time with idle hands I figure I could put my name out here a little bit and see who needs what, so here goes :

If anyone's in need of a mechanic to fix something up real quick, or even to build you a little something you can't find in stores here, let me know. I like tinkering and making bikes and cars loud as I can, that kinda thing. 

Also pretty good with computers, if that's more your deal. Building, programming... hacking.

I can even send viruses to your exes if you want but you'll never be able to pin me for it.

All your usual stuff. 

Contact me here, or if you see a kid with a long braid in public it's probably me. 

Oh, and, does anyone have any idea of a place that sells motorcycles or even a frame I can start building off of? A guy needs wheels around here. 

Comments

Voice - @lolococo416

[threatenwithcuteness]

What do you know about vespas?

voice

[braidedwonder]

[ Oh boy, a vespa? There's a moment's pause, and then - ]

That you'd look a lot more cool on a motorcycle.

[threatenwithcuteness]

But... they seem kinda scary, and vespas are cuter.

*Lola's aesthetic is cute. Motorcycles aren't cute.*

[braidedwonder]

They're almost literally the same damn thing. [ His voice intones the 'really?' he wanted to put first, but mentally edited out. ]

Two wheels and all that jazz. The difference is just how you sit on 'em. And how good you look.

[threatenwithcuteness]

Details matter. Almost makes all the difference between looking okay, and looking your best.

But I've never really pictured myself on a motorcycle, so I wouldn't really know how well I could make that work.

[braidedwonder]

Okay but if you wanna look your best you're not gonna go putting around on a stool with two wheels.

If you style the bike right anyone can carry it off. Just matters to match the look.

[threatenwithcuteness]

...I guess not...

*She really likes the idea of mopeds but if they really are that uncool, she has no other choice.*

What would you suggest for someone that looks like me?

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[braidedwonder]

Well, if you wanna match the hair, stick to a color like that. I'm real partial to small and fast, honestly. So maybe somethin' like...

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[threatenwithcuteness]

That's a bad idea, my hair changes all the time. Although I could just ride the thing with my hair matching it... then change when I get where I'm going.

Small is better, I'd look really silly trying to ride anything too big. Fast sounds like fun.

[braidedwonder]

I guess so. Whatever floats your boat and all. [ This is the guy that's worn a braid for near on ten years now, Lola, changing hair styles isn't really his bag. ]

Well.. you gotta be able to handle lifting the bike if you're gonna own one. No sense in even getting it if you're gonna be laying it down left and right, you know?

[threatenwithcuteness]

Which is why smaller is better.

*hashtag Short people problems.*

I'm not exactly big and strong. I mean I keep in shape so I can probably get a bike off the ground. I hope...

[braidedwonder]

Only way to know would be to try once I find one. You'd know then and there at least. And it'd be before I fixed it up so if you drop it no harm no foul.