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[ Did Yuri literally go out and buy a burner phone just so he could make this post under the guise of anonymity? Yes, yes he did. Is he also a painfully predictable sixteen year old who thinks he's more clever about aforementioned anonymity than he actually is? Most definitely. Pretty much anyone who knows Yuri even slightly is going to see the hell through that username- but fuck it, right? This is a god damn important question. And since he and Otabek haven't really. Officially announced things ~~to anyone who isn't considered family, anyway~~ well, this seems like his best bet to get advice without you know... lighting up their relationship to all of Riverview. Not that Yuri doesn't want to do that, eventually- but they're still in their fledgling stages. He's just not quite ready yet. ]

So I just started dating someone recently and like. They're really cool, and great, and have been way too nice to me in the presents department- so I want to pay them back, you know? Spoil them too. Problem is- they're really hard to shop for. Like. They're so cool but also minimalist and it's fucking hard, okay. I keep feeling like all of my ideas are okay, but not good enough for someone as great as he is. And I want to do something that's like- the best. The absolute best. Money isn't really a concern but, being reasonable is better than not. I don't think he'd appreciate the stupid champagne and diamonds treatment... that's so lame... diamonds aren't even rare. Also, it's probably way too soon for diamonds. I don't want to scare him off-

[ This is about the point where Yuri realizes he's rambling, and that he's getting off track because he's so fucking nervous. ]

I've never been in a relationship before. And I want to make it as good for him as he does for me.

tl;dr gift suggestions for the coolest guy on the planet who also seems to have everything he wants needed, assholes with basic bitch suggestions not welcome, or wanted.

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I am not being pathetic!

[Trust Ivar to focus in on one part of what Yuri had said and completely misconstrue what he was trying to say. He snaps the words out with a lot of heat.]

And how long is this process supposed to take? Because right now it feels like this is to going to go on forever.

[He's never been in love with anyone before. Ivar has no idea what the rules are supposed to be.]

Oh my god, you're not pathetic at all you dimwit. You're a fighter, that's my point- you can't just give up because something is hard. It's not like you. I don't know how long it'll take, because it's different for everyone,
okay? When I think about- well it still fucking hurts okay? But it's easier than it was last week, last month, last year. There's no good way to say how fast or slow it takes to heal and there's no denying that you won't come away with scars but you can't let it beat you down forever either.

You're allowed to mourn losing someone you cared about. For however long you need to- but you can't let it keep you miserable for the rest of your life either.

She wouldn't want that.

So what you're saying is I have to be stronger than this. Just keep on going and hope it all get better?

[At least that's an idea he can get behind. Ivar's always had a strong character. It's what had led him to survive in a society where he was considered just a weak burden.]

Wow, I didn't know you possessed this many feelings, Yuri.

[Someone is failing at this whole anonymous business. But there's only a few people who would be giving him advice and calling him a dimwit at the same time.]

I hope it doesn't last the rest of my life. That's like another fifteen years of misery.

[Ivar doesn't plan on having a long life. He was going to die in battle and that was that.]

WOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!
I DON'T KNOW THIS YURI PERSON, DON'T MAKE STUPID ASSUMPTIONS ASSHOLE!!!

[ And then... because his cover is obviously blown, he switches to PM. ]

DELETE THAT NAME YOU PRICK IF OTABEK SEES IT HE'LL KNOW RIGHT AWAY AND I'LL KICK YOUR DAMN ASS SO HARD YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR OTHER PAIN!!!!

You know, I can't read, and even I can tell that's all in capital letters.

[He's trying very hard to stifle his laughter. Ivar is taking this with the utmost seriousness, of course.]

You're cute when you're angry.

[ The switch is abrupt, but Yuri does it in hopes of getting his god damn point across. ]

Ivar if Otabek sees your post and figures out it's me I am going to come over and set fire to your god damn apartment. Leave explosives where you least expect them, better fucking watch out the next time you so much as touch a door buzzer if he finds out and you ruined my surprise!!!

One, breathe in between yelling, or you're going to pass out. Two, I'm going to delete that. I just like to watch you sweat a little, you twerp.

[Isn't he such a good friend, Yuri? This is why you keep him around.]

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