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[whosthemonsternow]

Just curious who my other guards are, specifically on the S&R and Surveyor guards.

Like to know who's on my team.

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[scoutsniper]

I'll be sure not to aim at your face. [Like a true bro. ]

Well, I tried getting beaten up by guys, but, fuck, that didn't do it for me. [Didn't work out so well for them, either. ]

[whosthemonsternow]

-[Theres a fun joke here but she manages to take the high road instead] my eye thanks you.

Can’t imagine it would. Well- if you ever need a chick to kick your ass, just say the words. I’d be happy to. [And how exactly does she mean that? It’s anyone’s guess...]

[scoutsniper]

[It's a heroic effort on her part, surely.] It's no fun if you can't see.

[He tilts his head, as if thinking.] I don't know. Everyone else has to earn that right. [Right back at you with the mysterious utterances.]

My phone autocorrected cum to fun but that still works l o l

[whosthemonsternow]

I mean, I could probably do this blindfolded but, nothing else permanent please [ She is positive she could handle just about anything even if she couldn’t see, but she’s in no hurry to test it.]

So, just aim for my chest, should be a safe bet [ nothing suggestive there]

[She glances back at him, giving a little curious sound] oh yea? How’s that?

damn you, phone.

[scoutsniper]

All I need is another idiot who fights blindfolded. [Don't tell him she's some sort of goddam ninja, too.]

Just saying, there's a line of people wanting to kick my ass. Either you take a number and wait a while, or fight your way to the top of the list.

you try to take the high road and not make a cum joke and the phone still punishes you

[whosthemonsternow]

...You know many people who do that? [Because that sounds both idiotic and kinda awesome- if he can properly fight while blind, that is]

I mean, I could definitely fight my way to the top like some stupid video game end boss, sure. But you should make an exception for me. I'm cute as hell and you already seen how well I fight, should pop me right up in the front. [Definitely how it works]

[scoutsniper]

Nah, just one guy. One man punching crusade back home.

So, because you're cute, you should be on the top of the list to beat me up. [Is this what she's talking about.]