greatcleavage: (talky man)
Roy Greenhilt ([personal profile] greatcleavage) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-04-04 11:29 am

@R.Greenhilt: Video

Good afternoon. My name is Roy Greenhilt.

[Someone isn't in a festival mood; Roy wears his armor and carries his sword as a rule, and today is no exception. In fact, he has carefully chosen a spot by the wall to remind the viewer of the hostile world outside this contains area, and by extension, the moral and ethical responsibility they each have to aid others on this world who might have to deal with it.]

[Presentation, Roy has learned, counts for a lot.]


I'm looking for accompaniment on a mission outside of these walls. According to city officials, who have detected this via some sort of sensing array, there's a group of intelligent beings out there whose numbers are decreasing, and I believe this needs to be investigated and these people helped, possibly by bringing them back here.

To that extent, I am looking for people who are capable of driving the automated vehicles here, as well as those capable of protecting them. Healers or those with ranks in Heal would also be appreciated. If I'm able to assemble a small group we'll be departing as soon as possible, so please be aware this may curtail your festival experience.

[That ought to cut down on people who wound rather be partying than helping others, at least.]

Please contact me at your earliest convenience if you are willing to come along on this expedition. Thank you for your time.
smokedout: But not me ♪ (6 ♪ Everybody out there on the job)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-04-08 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
are you

are you fucking serious

holy shit
smokedout: But not me ♪ (6 ♪ Everybody out there on the job)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-04-09 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
hold on i just need to get this straight

do you actually, seriously believe you're in a comic strip? and you gotta work by D&D rules and be a hero and shit??


[This is incredible.]

can i have whatever you're smoking?
smokedout: Go on the date just to get the dress off ♪ (4 ♪ Oh yeah I'm a sexy mess)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-04-10 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay he's... he's going to calm down enough to try and play along. Because fuck it, y'know?]

okay, sure. and my chaotic neutral alignment is outside of my control too. i aspire to take care of myself by whatever means necessary.
smokedout: Out in the street making a mess ♪ (2 ♪ Oh yeah I'm a hooligan)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-04-10 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
good, I can respect that.
i'd hate to be stuck with one of those goody-two-shoes that needs to FIX everyone.

when are we shipping out, soldier?