( considering he’s the god of thunder, well-known even in worlds without superheroes—yeah. there’s a moment where he opens his mouth, considers going on a long spiel about the hundreds of norse books he’s picked up since before the avengers really became a thing, before thor showed up with his hammer on earth. but doesn’t. this really isn’t the time for that. )

Oh, uh—on my Earth, there’s a team called the Young Avengers. ( without going into too much detail, explaining the kang the conqueror thing would take forever, as well as the avengers dissembling, the mess that came with that, everything in between—it doesn’t matter too much here anyway. ) I was recruited a couple years ago when it was formed. Secret identities were kind of important back then.