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Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson ([personal profile] ragnarsson) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-12-10 12:29 pm

An Announcement of Hipster Christmas

[The video opens up with everyone's favorite (but no longer only) Viking in the Quarantine. He's looking a touch more relaxed and less grumpy than he normally does.]

So I've come to learn of this Christian holiday Christmas that you all have. That's nice. [He says this in a slightly condescending tone.]

What you don't know is that the Christians took pretty much everything from the Norse to create it. Why? Because our holiday was much better than their's and they wanted in on it. Who wouldn't want to be as awesome as the Norse?

[He seems to realize he's losing the point and comes to it.] The gods and present Norse here in the city have decide to show you all how to have a proper holiday party. You're all invited to a Jól celebration. [Despite what the word looks like, it's pronounced "Yule".]

Eat, drink, and enjoy an animal sacrifice. Any naysayers or whiners will be subject to the whims of the gods. So I suggest you all be there. That is all.

[OOC: This is just an announcement post for the Yule celebration all the Norse characters have cooked up. If you wish to respond to Ivar directly, you can, but the log itself is over here!]
alchemyfreak: (fma143_lavaliere)

[video | un: edward.elric]

[personal profile] alchemyfreak 2017-12-10 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Christians aren't really a thing on my world.

[A pause, clearly amused.]

... Is it supposed to sound like a threat?
Edited 2017-12-10 22:24 (UTC)
11calls: Why are they shipping me and Strand?! Lol. JK. (The interns said what)

audio; un:pnwsalex

[personal profile] 11calls 2017-12-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of animal sacrifice?
deathkid: (Default)

video; un: ghostking

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-12-16 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure the Christians took everything from everybody. You're not really going to sacrifice animals, are you?