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So everyone knows about alternate universes now. But have they seen any strange ones?

And I mean, strange like. Is your evil alternate twin running around here? Or a good looking one (but with a beard?)

I'm just kind of curious as to what people know about alternate universes and what they've noticed about them.

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Me too! Kind of. We just got shunted a lot.

What makes you the not evil one then?

That sucks! My mom and dad (also uncle) like to travel. My siblings and I get dragged along too.

My God ... You're right. How do I know? What if, all this time, the dick has been me?!

[ Jon stops typing briefly. His mom would have his hide if he heard such language. ]

Maybe you ask your friends? Or your dad?

My dad would probably just keep this existential crisis going. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe my new friends here would too?

I guess I'll just have to work extra hard to be nice.

Or you can become a superhero! Then no one can say you're evil.

Though the chances of getting an evil clone kinda go up.

I would LOVE to be a superhero. Do you know someone who could show me the ropes?

I would also love an evil twin, if only to rub it in Will's face.

[ Technically Jon could. But secret identity. ]

I don't know. Maybe if Batman was here. He does training camps for heroes. I think.

[ Smooth, Jon. ]

Do I already need a secret identity before I can hypothetically join such a camp?

Yeah. That's mandatory.

Okay cool. Maybe you help me out. I can make my hands go on fire? I think, if I did my gross way of powering up, I could lift six cars? Also animals love me and I can usually make them do whatever I want.