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[garotted]

[ when the feed opens up, it is to a small black cat with heterochromia (one eye brown, the other a bright gold). depending on where you live, he might even be a familiar black cat. ]

Hey. [ oh and he talks. ] Figured I should get this out of the way, since I'm.. here, I guess, for the time being. [ an ear flicks, and he settles, getting comfortable and crossing his paws. ] Anyway, I'm Alex, and I got here.. recently. [ alex fierro: he of the frustratingly vague and casually suspicious nature. ] Norse demigod here, so if one of you Asgardian lot feels some strange seidr on the air or whatever, hi, that's me.

[ he blinks mildly, head tilting as he considers the video feed. what else, what else.. oh! ]

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I'm not always a cat. .. Sometimes I'm a flamingo. Or a dragon. Also I'm genderfluid, so don't be a dick about it and I'll give you my pronouns. [ a significant pause. ] They're he/him today if you're wondering. That's it, thanks.

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[garotted]

I'm a demigod. My mother was the god. Because of who he is, I get a lot of shit from other demigods--and gods. My shapeshifting makes it a lot easier for me, though, being genderfluid.

[absolutperfection]

Who was he that you get shit for it? Not that I don't understand a parent causing a shit trickle, it all rolls downhill you know.

[garotted]

[ well.. it's not as if it's a secret, and the two versions of his mother here don't seem especially uncomfortable about it, so: ] His name's Loki. I don't know how familiar you are with Norse mythology, but he's kind of the big bad guy in my pantheon.

[absolutperfection]

So so.
How'd you luck out and get your dad here with you?

[If only text showed sarcasm.]