text; un: ren

[killthepast]

Who is FELICIA? And why do people say goodbye to this person when they aren't even HERE?

[ Please explain your internet memes to Kylo Ren, thanks. You can't see it, but he's VEXED and typing VERY ANGRILY. Thanks a lot, Poe. ]

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[volitaunt]

[ Pls excuse, Poe is going to pee himself laughing. ]

voice; un: wingingit bc I cant be arsed to format text on my phone

[volitaunt]

I told you. [ He is VERY OBVIOUSLY TRYING NOT TO LAUGH. ] Dignitary from the planet Dirt.

ALSO VOICE

[killthepast]

I'm not asking you!

[ Whoa whoa whoa....

Chill out, Ren. ]

[volitaunt]

[ Cue HELPLESS LAUGHTER on the other end of the line. ]

[killthepast]

[ HANGING UP!! ]

[volitaunt]

[ BYE FELICIA. ]