text; un: ren

[killthepast]

Who is FELICIA? And why do people say goodbye to this person when they aren't even HERE?

[ Please explain your internet memes to Kylo Ren, thanks. You can't see it, but he's VEXED and typing VERY ANGRILY. Thanks a lot, Poe. ]

Comments

text; stark

[inebriety]

Don't be slow, Karen.

[killthepast]

My name's not KAREN!

[ WAIT. That's... ANOTHER MEME. ]

Don't you DARE respond with another one of those memes.

[inebriety]

Is that a meme? I thought it was a good guess on your name, 'Ren'.

[It's a good thing this is text because he would not be able to keep a straight face.]

[killthepast]

[ He's certain it's a meme, but he's also certain that if he says "yes," he'll be asked to explain it... AND HE HAS NO EXPLANATION. ]

It's incorrect.

[inebriety]

Sharen?

[killthepast]

[ S C R E A M S ]

NO. REN ISN'T SHORT FOR ANYTHING!

[inebriety]

[Well that just screams pseudonym. What kind of name is Ren?]

Are you embarrassed by your real name? There's no need to be, I'm sure you have a lovely name.