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Entry tags:
- dragon age: dorian pavus,
- marvel (mcu): peter quill,
- star wars: rey,
- ✖ dctv (flash): cisco ramon,
- ✖ doctor who: bill potts,
- ✖ game of thrones: daenerys targaryen,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): stephen strange,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): valkyrie,
- ✖ marvel (tv): karen page,
- ✖ overwatch: hana song,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup taaco,
- ✖ the adventure zone: magnus burnsides,
- ✖ the finder: willa monday,
- ✖ yuri on ice: otabek altin
video posted by @ruffboi
[ The video shows a largeish well-lit room, the back wall made up entirely of mirrors, with three narrow poles set up in the middle of the room. It begins shakily, in medias res, a minute or so into Nicki Minaj's inimitable Anaconda. On the poles are none other than Taako, Lup, and Cisco, each performing some variation of pole dancing. It is clear that they have been practicing for a little while... but not all that long. They are clumsy, to varying degrees. Each of them is wearing some kind of festive and 80's outfit, extremely neon and extremely tacky. They don't seem particularly aware of being filmed, concentrating instead on their dances, singing along in some parts, and doing quite a great deal more hair flipping than is strictly necessary. There's an occasional glance of Magnus himself in the mirror, recording all of it on his phone. They are doing their best, but there are moments of clumsiness and laughter. At the end of the song, Lup does a dead drop that is taking the word 'dead' way more seriously than anyone ever intended. Her body drops to the floor with a loud THUD and her lich form raises out of it, concluding the whole video with a spectacular dab that sends Magnus into loud, booming fits of laughter as the camera jostles and the video cuts out.
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oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this
[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]
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oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this
[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]
text; @star.lord
[ Attached: 1 horrible '80s video with the incomparable Olivia Newton-John. ]
@fromTV
We could make it work
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make sure your buddy records it
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Like. We're definitely recording this session or whatever and you're gonna look awesome, but just so you don't totally freak out here's $20.
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my
god
I will do everything in my power to make sure this song is included next time. And there will be a next time. Thank you for this gem.
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And you're welcome
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Incoming.
[ Attached are three songs, which, all things considered, is Peter showing a surprising amount of restraint. These hits include Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun", The Jacksons' "Shake Your Body", and Prince's Let's Go Crazy". ]
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@ciscodelamancha | text
i'm strip searching magnus before i let him in the room so natch there won't be a video but
trust me
we'll get our ONJ on
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yes i am magnus
the people have seen enough
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@lightemup
I'm 100% for this if we can get Maggie in one
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I'm definitely gonna have to see whatever routine you guys come up with
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We're magic
Floating camera time!
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I dunno how I always forget about the magic thing when this place is practically run on the stuff
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you'd look amazing!
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