video posted by @ruffboi

[ohhmrburnsides]

[ The video shows a largeish well-lit room, the back wall made up entirely of mirrors, with three narrow poles set up in the middle of the room. It begins shakily, in medias res, a minute or so into Nicki Minaj's inimitable Anaconda. On the poles are none other than Taako, Lup, and Cisco, each performing some variation of pole dancing. It is clear that they have been practicing for a little while... but not all that long. They are clumsy, to varying degrees. Each of them is wearing some kind of festive and 80's outfit, extremely neon and extremely tacky. They don't seem particularly aware of being filmed, concentrating instead on their dances, singing along in some parts, and doing quite a great deal more hair flipping than is strictly necessary. There's an occasional glance of Magnus himself in the mirror, recording all of it on his phone. They are doing their best, but there are moments of clumsiness and laughter. At the end of the song, Lup does a dead drop that is taking the word 'dead' way more seriously than anyone ever intended. Her body drops to the floor with a loud THUD and her lich form raises out of it, concluding the whole video with a spectacular dab that sends Magnus into loud, booming fits of laughter as the camera jostles and the video cuts out.

There's some text attached: ]

oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this

[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]

Comments

text; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

Ask them to consider doing this song next

[ Attached: 1 horrible '80s video with the incomparable Olivia Newton-John. ]

@fromTV

[spellslots]

That sure is fucking something

We could make it work

[nostalgiabomb]

I don't doubt it

make sure your buddy records it

[spellslots]

If another one of these videos ends up public, Cisco might kill one of us

[nostalgiabomb]

Maybe bribery might work?

Like. We're definitely recording this session or whatever and you're gonna look awesome, but just so you don't totally freak out here's $20.

[spellslots]

Maybe if the $20 is coated with xanax

[ohhmrburnsides]

oh

my

god

I will do everything in my power to make sure this song is included next time. And there will be a next time. Thank you for this gem.

[nostalgiabomb]

Dude, it is my absolute pleasure to spread the good word of Olivia Newton-John

And you're welcome

[ohhmrburnsides]

If you got any more music recs send em my way dude!

[nostalgiabomb]

[ oh no, Magnus, you know not what you've wrought. ]

Incoming.

[ Attached are three songs, which, all things considered, is Peter showing a surprising amount of restraint. These hits include Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun", The Jacksons' "Shake Your Body", and Prince's Let's Go Crazy". ]

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

we are absolutely using this song next time
i'm strip searching magnus before i let him in the room so natch there won't be a video but
trust me
we'll get our ONJ on

[ohhmrburnsides]

are you going to deny the people what they want??

[franciscoramon]

absofuckinglutely
yes i am magnus
the people have seen enough

[spellslots]

Kinky 👀

[franciscoramon]

yuck

[spellslots]

You're the only talking about strip searches

[nostalgiabomb]

Aww cmon man, how will I know you've done it unless there's videographic evidence?

[franciscoramon]

some things you have to accept on faith

@lightemup

[umbrastaff]

Man the amount of banana hammocks
I'm 100% for this if we can get Maggie in one

[nostalgiabomb]

If Maggie is your camera guy, you're gonna need to find another way to record yourselves
I'm definitely gonna have to see whatever routine you guys come up with

[umbrastaff]

oh don't worry babe
We're magic
Floating camera time!

[nostalgiabomb]

Right. Magic
I dunno how I always forget about the magic thing when this place is practically run on the stuff

[ohhmrburnsides]

excuse me i’m gonna have to put a stop to this. noooope. no way. magnus does NOT approve of this idea in the LEAST.

[umbrastaff]

aw come on Mango
you'd look amazing!

[ohhmrburnsides]

well maybe but seeing me in that kind of outfit is a privilege that i save for a very select few, lup. not the whole network.