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The Hammer, in some circles ([personal profile] ohhmrburnsides) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-01-09 11:19 am

video posted by @ruffboi

[ The video shows a largeish well-lit room, the back wall made up entirely of mirrors, with three narrow poles set up in the middle of the room. It begins shakily, in medias res, a minute or so into Nicki Minaj's inimitable Anaconda. On the poles are none other than Taako, Lup, and Cisco, each performing some variation of pole dancing. It is clear that they have been practicing for a little while... but not all that long. They are clumsy, to varying degrees. Each of them is wearing some kind of festive and 80's outfit, extremely neon and extremely tacky. They don't seem particularly aware of being filmed, concentrating instead on their dances, singing along in some parts, and doing quite a great deal more hair flipping than is strictly necessary. There's an occasional glance of Magnus himself in the mirror, recording all of it on his phone. They are doing their best, but there are moments of clumsiness and laughter. At the end of the song, Lup does a dead drop that is taking the word 'dead' way more seriously than anyone ever intended. Her body drops to the floor with a loud THUD and her lich form raises out of it, concluding the whole video with a spectacular dab that sends Magnus into loud, booming fits of laughter as the camera jostles and the video cuts out.

There's some text attached: ]

oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this

[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]
nostalgiabomb: (103)

text; @star.lord

[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2018-01-09 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask them to consider doing this song next

[ Attached: 1 horrible '80s video with the incomparable Olivia Newton-John. ]
spellslots: (everyone else will basically)

@fromTV

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-09 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That sure is fucking something

We could make it work
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2018-01-10 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I don't doubt it

make sure your buddy records it
spellslots: (until you are dead)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-10 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
If another one of these videos ends up public, Cisco might kill one of us
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2018-01-10 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe bribery might work?

Like. We're definitely recording this session or whatever and you're gonna look awesome, but just so you don't totally freak out here's $20.
spellslots: (hair and fashion deserved it)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-10 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe if the $20 is coated with xanax

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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2018-01-10 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, it is my absolute pleasure to spread the good word of Olivia Newton-John

And you're welcome
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2018-01-10 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh no, Magnus, you know not what you've wrought. ]

Incoming.

[ Attached are three songs, which, all things considered, is Peter showing a surprising amount of restraint. These hits include Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun", The Jacksons' "Shake Your Body", and Prince's Let's Go Crazy". ]

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franciscoramon: (:D pure joy)

@ciscodelamancha | text

[personal profile] franciscoramon 2018-01-10 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
we are absolutely using this song next time
i'm strip searching magnus before i let him in the room so natch there won't be a video but
trust me
we'll get our ONJ on
Edited 2018-01-10 00:02 (UTC)
franciscoramon: (:! pink)

[personal profile] franciscoramon 2018-01-11 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
absofuckinglutely
yes i am magnus
the people have seen enough
spellslots: DNT (you say that I'm kinda difficult)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-11 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're the only talking about strip searches
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2018-01-10 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Aww cmon man, how will I know you've done it unless there's videographic evidence?
franciscoramon: (:v trust me)

[personal profile] franciscoramon 2018-01-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
some things you have to accept on faith
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@lightemup

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-01-10 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Man the amount of banana hammocks
I'm 100% for this if we can get Maggie in one
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2018-01-10 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
If Maggie is your camera guy, you're gonna need to find another way to record yourselves
I'm definitely gonna have to see whatever routine you guys come up with
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-01-10 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
oh don't worry babe
We're magic
Floating camera time!
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2018-01-10 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Magic
I dunno how I always forget about the magic thing when this place is practically run on the stuff

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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-01-10 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
aw come on Mango
you'd look amazing!

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