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The Hammer, in some circles ([personal profile] ohhmrburnsides) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-01-09 11:19 am

video posted by @ruffboi

[ The video shows a largeish well-lit room, the back wall made up entirely of mirrors, with three narrow poles set up in the middle of the room. It begins shakily, in medias res, a minute or so into Nicki Minaj's inimitable Anaconda. On the poles are none other than Taako, Lup, and Cisco, each performing some variation of pole dancing. It is clear that they have been practicing for a little while... but not all that long. They are clumsy, to varying degrees. Each of them is wearing some kind of festive and 80's outfit, extremely neon and extremely tacky. They don't seem particularly aware of being filmed, concentrating instead on their dances, singing along in some parts, and doing quite a great deal more hair flipping than is strictly necessary. There's an occasional glance of Magnus himself in the mirror, recording all of it on his phone. They are doing their best, but there are moments of clumsiness and laughter. At the end of the song, Lup does a dead drop that is taking the word 'dead' way more seriously than anyone ever intended. Her body drops to the floor with a loud THUD and her lich form raises out of it, concluding the whole video with a spectacular dab that sends Magnus into loud, booming fits of laughter as the camera jostles and the video cuts out.

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oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this

[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]
likeacoupon: (Um Face)

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I've notice.
So when did you decide to grow up and be strippers?
likeacoupon: (Turning & Talking)

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
I never said anything bad about them. I was just curious because I could totally sell this video for some cash.

[It's very easy to record on these things.]

I don't like exercise.
likeacoupon: (Full body)

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
You were nice enough to broadcast it.
That's all I needed.
likeacoupon: (Talking)

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
True but I bet locals might buy it too. Who knows?
No harm in trying.


[Unless those in the video have a problem with it though Willa seems less concerned about that.]
likeacoupon: (Glaring)

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Rude.

[Besides the fact that one person is something.]
spellslots: (and was killed)

@fromTV; just casually jumping in here

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-10 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
First of all if you're selling any videos of me I want a cut
Secondly if you're selling videos of me there's way better shit than this
likeacoupon: (Default)

@fromTV; <3

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.
So if I network you'll give me more material?

What kind of cut do you want?
spellslots: DNT (but it's always)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-10 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I should probably check with my boyfriend 🤔 IDK if he'll be into videos of me pole dancing floating around the internet
likeacoupon: (Default)

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
You'll have clothes on.
Besides, he'll get to show you off.
spellslots: (until you are dead)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-10 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
He already gets to do that, I make excellent arm candy
likeacoupon: (Talking)

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Then he should be fine with it.
Either way, I can wait for you to talk to him. Just hit me up whenever.
spellslots: deeper than any grave (your love will always be rooted)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't hold your breath, pumpkin
I had an agent once and it didn't work out so great, I'm not making that mistake twice


[also he's just not being in serious in general, but you know, also the agent thing]
likeacoupon: (Um Face)

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Pumpkin?
And for the record, I am definitely not an agent.
spellslots: (I wanna stay inside all day)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's a type of vegetable
I mean, that was the nicest way of framing it when you're a total stranger
likeacoupon: (Talking)

[personal profile] likeacoupon 2018-01-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I got that.

Right now everyone is a bit of a stranger to me. :) Hi, I'm Willa.

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imperceptus: to do away with me (how careful it was planned)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2018-01-11 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I would not be into that, no

[ In case anyone was wondering. ]
spellslots: (I want blood guts and chocolate cake)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I had a sneaking suspicion

Don't worry, darling, if I get famous again it's not gonna be for my wicked awesome dancing
imperceptus: you're gonna get bruised (if you wanna break these walls down)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2018-01-11 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Far be it from me to dictate what you do

But you mentioned my opinion

And there it is
Edited 2018-01-11 03:56 (UTC)
spellslots: (until you are dead)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-11 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's about what I expected

Any future videos will be for private use only, like this one was supposed to be until we made the mistake of trusting Magnus with technology
imperceptus: and where are you going (who are you really)

[personal profile] imperceptus 2018-01-11 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well

Everyone seems to approve, at least
spellslots: (I don't know why but I feel conned)

[personal profile] spellslots 2018-01-11 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
There's a few naysayers

[Who are, frankly, rude.]

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