The Hammer, in some circles (
ohhmrburnsides) wrote in
riverview2018-01-09 11:19 am
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Entry tags:
- dragon age: dorian pavus,
- marvel (mcu): peter quill,
- star wars: rey,
- ✖ dctv (flash): cisco ramon,
- ✖ doctor who: bill potts,
- ✖ game of thrones: daenerys targaryen,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): stephen strange,
- ✖ marvel (mcu): valkyrie,
- ✖ marvel (tv): karen page,
- ✖ overwatch: hana song,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup taaco,
- ✖ the adventure zone: magnus burnsides,
- ✖ the finder: willa monday,
- ✖ yuri on ice: otabek altin
video posted by @ruffboi
[ The video shows a largeish well-lit room, the back wall made up entirely of mirrors, with three narrow poles set up in the middle of the room. It begins shakily, in medias res, a minute or so into Nicki Minaj's inimitable Anaconda. On the poles are none other than Taako, Lup, and Cisco, each performing some variation of pole dancing. It is clear that they have been practicing for a little while... but not all that long. They are clumsy, to varying degrees. Each of them is wearing some kind of festive and 80's outfit, extremely neon and extremely tacky. They don't seem particularly aware of being filmed, concentrating instead on their dances, singing along in some parts, and doing quite a great deal more hair flipping than is strictly necessary. There's an occasional glance of Magnus himself in the mirror, recording all of it on his phone. They are doing their best, but there are moments of clumsiness and laughter. At the end of the song, Lup does a dead drop that is taking the word 'dead' way more seriously than anyone ever intended. Her body drops to the floor with a loud THUD and her lich form raises out of it, concluding the whole video with a spectacular dab that sends Magnus into loud, booming fits of laughter as the camera jostles and the video cuts out.
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oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this
[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]
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oh my god lucretia PLEASE watch this
[ ... This clearly wasn't meant for the network. Whoops. ]
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So when did you decide to grow up and be strippers?
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If you're asking what made us decide to go out and do this, uh. Boredom, mostly? And because it's the only way I could convince my friends to get exercise.
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[It's very easy to record on these things.]
I don't like exercise.
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Sell our video??
How could you sell our video?????????
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That's all I needed.
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Unless you're thinking of like. Bringing it out of the portal with you? In which case... Is that even a thing that's possible??
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No harm in trying.
[Unless those in the video have a problem with it though Willa seems less concerned about that.]
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But, also... I wanna see how badly you crash and burn when you can't find more than one fool who wants to buy this thing.
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[Besides the fact that one person is something.]
@fromTV; just casually jumping in here
Secondly if you're selling videos of me there's way better shit than this
@fromTV; <3
So if I network you'll give me more material?
What kind of cut do you want?
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Besides, he'll get to show you off.
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Either way, I can wait for you to talk to him. Just hit me up whenever.
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I had an agent once and it didn't work out so great, I'm not making that mistake twice
[also he's just not being in serious in general, but you know, also the agent thing]
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And for the record, I am definitely not an agent.
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I mean, that was the nicest way of framing it when you're a total stranger
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Right now everyone is a bit of a stranger to me. :) Hi, I'm Willa.
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[ In case anyone was wondering. ]
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Don't worry, darling, if I get famous again it's not gonna be for my wicked awesome dancing
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But you mentioned my opinion
And there it is
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Any future videos will be for private use only, like this one was supposed to be until we made the mistake of trusting Magnus with technology
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Everyone seems to approve, at least
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[Who are, frankly, rude.]
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