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[umbrastaff]

[The camera turns on, and shows these babies -


- before moving to show Lup's face.

She has a bit of flour on her nose.]

I call them 'Lupcakes'. This is prime Flour Up Desserts advertising, obviously.

[She grins and settles the phone at a good angle.]

Frosting's got some spice in it, like those red candies. I'm offering some taste-testing free of charge if you tell me a good story.

...or for any tips on really good napping spots. We elves might not need to sleep like you poor chums, but chagirl's got priorities next month and like half of it is gonna be naps.

[She's so into getting a real body, okay? This vessel was great but undeath is shit for snoozing.]

Comments

[umbrastaff]

[Oh no, chef senses tingling.]

Kettles, yes. Microwaves? Fucking blasphemy, if you eat TV dinners I will friend-divorce you, it's bad enough that Barry loves fantasy poptarts.

[Her tone is joking, thankfully.]

[mannerism]

[ goodness gracious! ]

I don't really cook. I mostly heat whatever it is I bought the night before.

[ she lives like a loner college student, it's actually sad. ]

[umbrastaff]

That's horrible and sad and I'm leaving you enough food for leftovers.

[mannerism]

There's no need, I eat well enough.

[ no peggy, you never do. ]

there are just about enough restaurants in the city to provide dinners for a good long time.