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onthehalfshell ([personal profile] onthehalfshell) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-04-09 05:51 pm

@wikus.vandermerwe: Video (Warning: Some Body Horror)

[The video starts with the view blocked by a hand. The view shakes a little.]

Is this started- right. Okay.

[The hand draws back, revealing a rather mousy brunet man. He's smiling, but his lips keep twitching as if they might collapse into a frown at any moment. His gaze keeps flicking away from the camera, as if he's having trouble keeping even virtual eye-contact. The nervousness might have something to do with the fact that his left eye and hand are distinctly not human, and there are several inflamed patches on his left cheek where something dark and chitinous pokes through the skin.

He tries to fold his hands, twitches slightly when the human right touches the inhuman left, and settles for strumming his fingers on the table instead.]


Since we're all going to be living and working together in this city for the next couple years, I thought it would be good introduce myself. Less of a, uh, surprise that that way.

I am Wikus van de Merwe, and I am- was- an employee of…

[Trailing off, he seems to think better of that particular fact.]

I'm from Johannesburg. That's in South Africa, for those of you, ah, familiar with Earth and it's countries. I grew up there, and it's where I live with my beautiful wife, Tania, who I know is- she's waiting for me to come home, and-

[Another pause, this one accompanied by placing a hand on his forehead and inhaling deeply through his nose. It takes a few moments before he's ready to speak again.]

Anyway, if you're worried about this- [He lifts his alien hand, clenching and unclenching tentacle-like fingers.] You don't need to worry about this. I'm not- it's not contagious or anything. I just had a little accident and- Ow!

[He claps his hand to his mouth, coughs, then promptly spits something out. It's hard to tell given the camera's focus, but it looks like it might be a tooth.]

Fok-! [The alien hand reaches out and the video ends.]
ragnarsson: ([11.16] Challenge accepted)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-04-14 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No, 816 GE. [Ask a stupid question and all that...] Yes, 816 AD.
ragnarsson: ([13.8] You and me)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-04-15 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly like Vikings. My father was Ragnar Lothbrok, the most famous Viking in the world.

[He does love to brag about his father, but only because he loved the man enough to seek revenge on an entire country when he died.]
ragnarsson: ([11.7] Look them over)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-04-16 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I don't doubt that. We've raided a lot of people.

[There's a note of pride in his voice. Vikings had become infamous throughout the known world for their ferocity as they brutally steamrolled whoever came within their grasp.]
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[personal profile] leaderboards 2017-04-16 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
How do Prawns infect new hosts? You say you're not contagious, but this doesn't look like the sort of thing that spontaneously happens.
toolatetochangethename: (hoosegow)

[video] ((Family disaster: hope it's not too late! ))

[personal profile] toolatetochangethename 2017-04-17 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Got cold milk to put that in?

[What? Someone got punched in the face a lot. He's picked up a few things.]
toolatetochangethename: (hoosegow)

[personal profile] toolatetochangethename 2017-04-17 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. Really?

So when you get to the doctor, they can put it back in your mouth. [EVERYONE knows that. At least, everyone Scott knows in the last five-to-ten year stretch.]
toolatetochangethename: (o rly)

[personal profile] toolatetochangethename 2017-04-17 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I've seen docs do some pretty cool stuff. I mean, there might be a scar or something, but that's kind of badass, right? No one fucks with a guy with a badass scar.

[He has no badass scars and people fuck with him all the time.]
toolatetochangethename: (stop making me think so hard)

[personal profile] toolatetochangethename 2017-04-17 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Tentacles from your face?

[Okay, eww. You win.]

The hell kind of 'accident' was that you were talking about?
oniondaughter: art by Rachel Saunders baruyon.tumblr.com (11. Exhausted)

Video

[personal profile] oniondaughter 2017-04-17 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Sieglinde would switch to text if she knew how to change mediums. Phones are very new to her.]

Are you certain? You look cursed - perhaps someone here might be able to help you with that.
toolatetochangethename: (hoosegow)

[personal profile] toolatetochangethename 2017-04-17 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Dude. Harsh.

[Hey, he's no expert on aliens stuff, but he's heard a few things about that guy and some magic rocks or something that Clint is NOT fond of talking about.

But hey, at least you still have free will, right? [He's trying to find a bright side.]
toolatetochangethename: (civvies)

[personal profile] toolatetochangethename 2017-04-17 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
So. [Let's recap.] Incoming face tentacles. Big weird claw hand. What else you looking at?

[How weird could it be?]
toolatetochangethename: (o rly)

[personal profile] toolatetochangethename 2017-04-17 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Note to self: scratch South Africa OFF the bucket list. Because that's just weird.]

Good thing you're already off the dating scene, because....swipe left, am I right? [NOT that he knows anything about dating apps. Or dating. Or anything involving beautiful women except getting punched by them.]
oniondaughter: art by Rachel Saunders baruyon.tumblr.com (14. Grieving)

[personal profile] oniondaughter 2017-04-17 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I see.

[She's familiar with the concept of curses with no cures, unfortunately.]

Well, this land has a great many strange and wondrous things. Perhaps you could have luck here, where those in your homeland have failed you? I would not shut others out so quickly.

[There's a hopeful tone in her voice, but she understands why he might have none.]

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