α → un: ghostking

[deathkid]

thank the gods these things come in greek

i need:

α) directions to the nearest graveyard from the communal housing

β) a place to buy some good cheeseburgers, fries, and dt. coke.
(or animal blood if cheeseburgers are hard to come by)

γ) a prism or some other kind of clear crystal for rainbow making

δ) cooking lessons.



oh, and how many people here are mortals/human or gods/demigods

Comments

@r.lynch (and what's that joke about running in fifteen minutes late with coffee?)

[somnioergosum]

[He speaks into his phone, whether that translates into text or goes through as audio is up to the player, he doesn't care.]

If you're looking for a sacrifice, I doubt any god takes fast food.

[Come on, animal blood?]

same same tbh

[deathkid]

i happen to know for a fact
that the gods are pretty open to all sorts of food.
though my father prefers pomegranates.

but i'm not sacrificing to the gods

[somnioergosum]

No one is going to stay in Hades for half a year because of shitty food.

[What? He knows his classics and thinks Nico is joking.]

What else do you do in a graveyard with animal blood and a prism?

[deathkid]

the prism is for creating a rainbow
the food is for raising the dead
i have a few questions for some of the people here
and the dead are a bit more reliable.

[somnioergosum]

Depends on the dead guy.

Ever heard the words "rest in peace?"

wtf why did my font go small idefk

[deathkid]

i won't disagree with that
and i always return them to their eternal sleep
i even put to rest spirits
who have not yet found it

with their powers combined... dreamwidth has problems

[somnioergosum]

You're not putting them to rest with that food. No way I would I'd settle for diet coke.

[deathkid]

you should've seen what people did in the past
i'm pretty sure this is preferable to animal blood

[somnioergosum]

I know. I read books. I'm saying you should buy them a fancy dinner first.