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[deathkid]

thank the gods these things come in greek

i need:

α) directions to the nearest graveyard from the communal housing

β) a place to buy some good cheeseburgers, fries, and dt. coke.
(or animal blood if cheeseburgers are hard to come by)

γ) a prism or some other kind of clear crystal for rainbow making

δ) cooking lessons.



oh, and how many people here are mortals/human or gods/demigods

Comments

[trashmammal]

yeah okay thats a safe bet. i think most regular people probably dont wanna deal with big g stuff either. so like. do you have a human mom? or did you just kinda *happen* one day like a miracle baby?

[deathkid]

more like my father had an affair with my mother
in the usual way, i assume
i try not to think about it too much
but i was born like a normal human

[trashmammal]

yeah wow geez.
sorry i asked.

i just think its kinda cool how youre being so open about this whole thing.
i mean i guess if my dad was god id prolly let everybody know.
walk up to the counter at Snack Falcon be like "yeah i'm the god baby whats up"
"I think I deserve some free sodas thanx"

[deathkid]

i don't spend a lot of time around normal mortals
and hiding it here doesn't seem like that big of a deal
i've spent too long hiding who i am
so i'm not going to bother anymore
it's complicated.

and i don't think it would get me free food or anything
at least not where i'm from
more likely to attract monsters who'd rather have me
for a snack

[trashmammal]

sounds rough.

okay that sounded kinda rude but i mean it.
like idk about you but i think nobody should have to deal with monsters trying to kill them.
just on the regular.

how old are you anyway???

[deathkid]

you get kind of used to it
after a while.

and that depends.
do you want my chronological age?
i'm about sixteen plus or minus 70 years

[trashmammal]

uuuuuuuuh
i think i'm gonna need an explanation.
for us mere mortals.
why the 70 years?

i mean still 16 holy shit.

[deathkid]

long story short
i got trapped someplace where i didn't age
for roughly 70 years

what's wrong with being 16?

[trashmammal]

nothing!!!
i say this as someone who was 16 for a pretty long time also.
just like mentally speaking.

idk it doesnt really scream "monster fighting age" to me?
like you shouldnt have to worry about all that instead of the dumb crap that teens usually do.

[deathkid]

a pretty long time?
oh, mentally. yeah i can understand that.

that's just what it's like being a demigod
especially a child of the eldest gods

[trashmammal]

i didnt know there was supposed to be like tiers. or is this a "my dad can totally beat up your dad" thing???