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[This is another one of those posts where Dodger starts off playing music without explaining anything. The song he plays in particular is a slow tune, earnest and emotional. His voice is gruff from lack of use, or perhaps his perpetual hangover, but he's still a talented musician at the end of the day. The guitar he's playing has stickers on it that some may recognize as fan merchandise for Eichi Tenshouin, and a malinois with a black and purple collar is sleeping with its head on his knee during the song.
When the song ends, he sits there quietly for a while before reaching to light a cigarette. He snaps his fingers to light them, and uses that in place of a lighter. Another pause, before he finally speaks.]
I'm 26 today. And sure, I was gonna make this the unholy mess you were all hoping for, but fuck it, y'know? What's the point of acting like I'm better than anyone else if I don't even believe it...
I'm not planning any sorta celebration. Won't say no to presents. Guessing no one cares enough, though, right? Whatever. No one's looking at this.
[Welcome to the pity party, population: Dodger.]
When the song ends, he sits there quietly for a while before reaching to light a cigarette. He snaps his fingers to light them, and uses that in place of a lighter. Another pause, before he finally speaks.]
I'm 26 today. And sure, I was gonna make this the unholy mess you were all hoping for, but fuck it, y'know? What's the point of acting like I'm better than anyone else if I don't even believe it...
I'm not planning any sorta celebration. Won't say no to presents. Guessing no one cares enough, though, right? Whatever. No one's looking at this.
[Welcome to the pity party, population: Dodger.]
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........ What did you just say?
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I said, I fucked your father. Twice - so far. [He speaks slowly, clearly, making sure every syllable really sinks in and embeds itself in Ivar's mind.] Now fuck off, I'm not wasting my energy on you.
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Alright, you want a birthday gift? Here's mine. You get a head start. Because when I catch up to you, I'm going to leave you in such a way that not even the ravens will want the scraps, you pathetic, whining sack of shit.
[But first, he's going to pay his father a long visit and Ragnar Lothbrok is finally going to see why men fear his son's name.]
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[And Dodger... he's not going to be smart about this. He can outrun Ivar in his sleep, teleportation versus a wheelchair and all. But he flips Ivar off, and shut off their communication.]