[ Then Lucretia says a Nice Thing and Cisco's brain is pretty well pickled by now so he reaches for a response and pulls up the wrong one: ] You too! [ At least he realizes it almost immediately, furrow forming between his brows as he corrects: ] Wait, no, that's not how it works. Dammit. Um. Thanks. I meant thanks.
[ Any embarrassment over that is forgotten, however, as he watches Junior swimming in lazy circles and corkscrews through the air. He hasn't actually gotten that many people asking for advice and so he wants to make the most of this opportunity. He strokes his chin in slightly overdone thoughtfulness, considering: ]
Hmmm, hmmmmmmm, life hacks. Sure, I can lay a couple of those bad boys on ya. Life hack #1: don't be afraid to try new stuff. Life hack #2: always back up your files, like, TRIPLE back them up, 'cause you never know. Life hack #3: everybody's different so if you don't get why somebody's acting the way they're acting, try to find out what's going on, and see if you can see stuff from their point of view. Life hack #4: remember nobody's really got their shit together, everybody's just faking it. Life hack #5: you're never too old to eat candy for breakfast.
[ Very sage wisdom. Well, some of it. And delivered almost entirely without slurring any words. ]
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[ Then Lucretia says a Nice Thing and Cisco's brain is pretty well pickled by now so he reaches for a response and pulls up the wrong one: ] You too! [ At least he realizes it almost immediately, furrow forming between his brows as he corrects: ] Wait, no, that's not how it works. Dammit. Um. Thanks. I meant thanks.
[ Any embarrassment over that is forgotten, however, as he watches Junior swimming in lazy circles and corkscrews through the air. He hasn't actually gotten that many people asking for advice and so he wants to make the most of this opportunity. He strokes his chin in slightly overdone thoughtfulness, considering: ]
Hmmm, hmmmmmmm, life hacks. Sure, I can lay a couple of those bad boys on ya. Life hack #1: don't be afraid to try new stuff. Life hack #2: always back up your files, like, TRIPLE back them up, 'cause you never know. Life hack #3: everybody's different so if you don't get why somebody's acting the way they're acting, try to find out what's going on, and see if you can see stuff from their point of view. Life hack #4: remember nobody's really got their shit together, everybody's just faking it. Life hack #5: you're never too old to eat candy for breakfast.
[ Very sage wisdom. Well, some of it. And delivered almost entirely without slurring any words. ]