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[thestoriesarereal]

[The video turns on with Lucy smiling and then giving the camera a wave.]

I know it's a bit late, but I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day.

Also, all the Valentine's Day chocolate should be marked down, perfect time to get a lot of chocolate and candy.

[The video feed ends there, but she is a clever girl and thought this would be a better way to address those she left a valentine's day card and various candies for.]

For Emma

For Victor

For Nico

For Jefferson

For Older Loki

For Stan

For Younger Loki

For Laura

[And for Ivar for when he comes back.]

Comments

[jolting]

Bunnicula is a vampire rabbit. Instead of sucking the blood out of people, he sucks the juice out of vegetables. And he turns them pale white. He's very strong and fast and can get out of any locked cage. But garlic weakens him.

[thestoriesarereal]

[Lucy is trying to buy into this, really she is. But..a vampire bunny rabbit?]

How did Bunnicula become a vampire rabbit?

[jolting]

He was always a vampire rabbit. Some worlds have fairies and princesses. Others have vampire rabbits and reanimated corpses.

[thestoriesarereal]

[Is it really that simple?]

Really? So it was always like that? Did it have any enemies?

[jolting]

He was still just a rabbit, so foxes and other predators were still a danger. But if he happened to come into a family that took care of him and fed him vegetable juice, he was perfectly happy.

[thestoriesarereal]

So....what you’re saying is, we should look for a vampire bunny and adopt it?

[jolting]

They make good pets. Or skeleton dogs. You don't have to worry about allergies.

[thestoriesarereal]

Then can we find one of them? And bring it home as a pet?

[jolting]

I don't know if they exist in this land, but we can look around. [he smiles, picking up the labcoat dog toy] You may have to settle for a regular dog.

[thestoriesarereal]

Really?

[Oh now she's starting to get her hopes up about getting a pet.]

Do you think Emma will be okay with me having a pet?

[jolting]

That's something you'll have to discuss with her. For what it's worth, I think you're a very intelligent and responsible young lady. You would be a good caretaker for an animal.