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Taako ([personal profile] spellslots) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-06-13 09:40 am

audio ☂ un:liches.get.stitches

[Good morning Riverview. America's favourite wizard is here with an announcement.

America's favourite wizard is also doing his first audio only post, because he looks like shit and he's out of spell slots to cast Disguise Self.]


So, uh, what's up, my dudes? I'm gonna cut to the chase here, cause most of you aren't complete idiots and have probably noticed that some weird shit is happening and that weird shit, while not my fault, is thanks to some fucko in my world messing with magical items, so now we're dealing with the consequences.

[That fucko is Magnus, who he's throwing under the bus on this, although not by name at least.

There's a very audible sigh from Taako's end of things.]


Here's the skinny: an item with control over time has gotten its shit messed up in the portal, and that's why people are suddenly like, babies or whatever, and the folks here don't really, uh, well they don't know how to fix it. They don't know enough about the chalice, and I don't know enough about the portal, so... so we're asking for help. I'd put money on arcane knowledge getting us the furthest, but at this point I'm willing to take input from anyone who knows their science shit, too, as long as you're not gonna try to tell me that magic doesn't exist. I can guaran-fucking-tee that I'm not in the mood.

[Someone hasn't slept in two days because he's been trying to figure this out, worried about both the chalice itself and the potential that a part of the light existing in this universe could lead the Hunger to it.]

The big thing is that it needs to go back, we bring that shit all the way in here and it's gonna break pretty bad for a lot of people and this stupid cup has given me enough grief that I'm super ready to never see it again in my entire life. Anyone who wants to help should get in touch with the dudes running the portal, but if you got questions I can field 'em. Heads up, you'll get better answers if you promise me coffee.

[He's doing his Good Deed of the week, he could at least get some caffeine out of it.]
hevenly: (confused)

text; @angela

[personal profile] hevenly 2017-06-13 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
is this wh yi have obly 1 arm/

[ Typing is hard for Angela under the best of circumstances. Try doing it with just her left hand. Spoilers: she's not left handed. ]
hevenly: (alas poor Yorick)

permatext

[personal profile] hevenly 2017-06-13 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
how

[ How does she use the voice to text feature? Full sentences are difficult. ]

i went outside bit no harm came yo me there. this injury is ils

old
hevenly: (look down)

[personal profile] hevenly 2017-06-13 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ The reply comes some minutes later, after Angela watches the tutorial video and clumsily changes her settings to voice to text. ]

It is odd. I can see the point where our lives diverged. I remember being here, as her, but I am different. Changed. Alone.
hevenly: (I don't understand)

[personal profile] hevenly 2017-06-25 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know how to get it sorted? How long must we exist not our right selves?
hevenly: (meditate)

[personal profile] hevenly 2017-07-02 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
This is not an area in which I am skilled, but if it would help things along to lend my blade, you shall have it.

[ Angela, you can't fight the chalice into submission. ]