Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson (
ragnarsson) wrote in
riverview2018-02-28 11:26 pm
Video; the.boneless. Guess who's back?
[So it looks like a familiar face has returned after a couple of weeks away. He's only been gone a short time, but it's clear more time has passed for Ivar. He's aged about a year, maybe two, and his hair is different. But there's some things that never change. His eyes are still angry and sharp, missing nothing around him, and he has a look on his face like he's contemplating murdering everyone in Riverview. It's quite possible he's gotten crazier and more unstable. in his time away.]
I always knew I'd make it back here. Something about it made it inevitable. You all really should just learn I'm always right and not question my judgment.
[Oh yes, his arrogance has only gotten greater. That's what happens when you win almost every battle as the teenage leader of an army. Also, it appears the video is being filmed from an unusual angle for him, almost like he's standing up rather than sitting down.]
So if I've missed anything of vital importance, feel free to tell me, but I've got some catching up to do with people.
I always knew I'd make it back here. Something about it made it inevitable. You all really should just learn I'm always right and not question my judgment.
[Oh yes, his arrogance has only gotten greater. That's what happens when you win almost every battle as the teenage leader of an army. Also, it appears the video is being filmed from an unusual angle for him, almost like he's standing up rather than sitting down.]
So if I've missed anything of vital importance, feel free to tell me, but I've got some catching up to do with people.

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[Ivar really is genuinely happy to see his friend again and it shows in his eyes.]
Why did everyone think I was going to die at some point back home? I plan to die only after I've conquered all of England and become the most famous man in the world.
[Y'know, the usual goals of a teenage warlord.]
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You never know. Your time is pretty dangerous, isn't it? But for the record, I figured you wouldn't die.
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[If it's some form of protection against arrows, he might very well have something like that on his side. He's had ones shot point blank at him that have missed.]