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[lockonstratos]

[ When the camera comes on, anyone who knows Lyle will see a familiar face smiling back at them. Well, familiar except the eyepatch (and maybe he looks a little younger? It could just be the lighting). ]

Hi. I bet I got some of you thinking “what happened to Lyle” for a second there. Surprise, I’m his big brother. I don’t now how it’s done here, but by my estimate today is Lyle’s birthday! Consider this an invitation to celebrate with us. You don’t even have to be his friend. Come over and make a friend. No gifts required. Food will be provided.

[ Yes, he's making a finger gun at the camera before leaning in to cut the feed. What a nerd. ]

Comments

[holds_up_walls]

Yeah, that's true. When you are young and inherently stupid, fighting or watching others fight seems more impressive than it actually is.

[lockonstratos]

You've got a point there. Showing off with intelligence is a much cooler option though.

[holds_up_walls]

Usually the less popular option in school, but more impressive as an adult. And safer. I've never gotten hurt spelling that word.

[lockonstratos]

Yeah? You sure you never pulled a muscle getting those ridiculously long words out?

[holds_up_walls]

Well actually you know, there was this one time, I fumbled over two syllables and I was unable to speak for a week.