VIDEO. A SEXUAL EDUCATION PSA.

[almightiness]

[All Might is standing in front of a blackboard that is labeled, rather boldly, 'SEX EDUCATION AND YOU'. And he is apparently in a gym building befitting a high school, a clipboard looking terribly small under his massive arm. He has the usual signature smile and seems like someone who has had to do this very thing before; confidence always comes with time, and he's had to do so many television and school PSAs in his career, he's utterly prepared and spunky!]

Hello, it's me...



And I'm here to talk about Sex Education and you! Now, it's extremely important to know, during a very... active and festive month, how your body works, and to understand the ways to both protect you and your partner! Not only this, but learning about the threat of sexually transmitted diseases and informing yourself on contraceptives is extremely important!!

ATTACHMENT: STD AND STD SYMPTOMS
ATTACHMENT: SEX EDUCATION

If you would like contraceptives - condoms, birth control, and the like - or you have any questions, we'll have options available, visit your local clinic! Or feel free to come by the high school gymnasium to pick up some of our supplies here, at no cost! It's important to protect yourself, your partner, and your future plans! We also have pamphlets and video downloads. If you have any questions, do let me know!

I know there is a vast assortment of people here, with different walks of life, so remember - no question is a stupid question!

[He whips out a banana and dramatically slaps a poster on the chalkboard:]

TODAY'S LESSON WILL REQUIRE A BANANA!

 

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[almightiness]

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If you wash it, I don't see why not. It's important to not be wasteful.

[internally, with feeling: fml]

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[almightiness]

Actually!!

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[almightiness]

There are plenty of volunteers here at the high school gymnasium and at your local clinic, for this month particularly. You're more than welcome to come down and learn how to use them! 'Don't be a fool, no protection isn't cool!'

[almightiness]

I'm more than willing to do that very thing, my good man. If you want to set up areas for proper lessons, I'll come right down at the specified time! I take it you're a doctor there?

[He'll probably run into you, though more likely... incognito, in his non-hero form...

Shhh.]

[jolting]

Doctor Whale. And I'm sure I can find a place for you. With this festival in particular, it's important we get the information out.

[smokedout]

[Yeah b y e he just fell off of his chair laughing.

Alright, he's back, still fighting back his laughter enough to speak.]

Yeah, you misunderstood me- [Pffffft] I was asking if you wanna take the place of the banana while I'm ah, practicing.

[Holy shit, he needed this laugh.]

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[buildingcastles]

I have a question. Is that banana accurate to size?

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[foxtrots]

Right! And you can get really hungry after sex, so having extra bananas around is always a good thing!

[other times when minsu gets hungry and wants a banana: while watching movies, sending a text, after brushing his teeth...]

How much sex have you had? It seems like you know a lot, so you must've done it a lot!

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[heavenfell]

[Only Alexiel can keep a straight face through this conversation.]

I've never had much time for them myself. [But she's a bit...reckless.]

Do they interfere with pleasure?

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[almightiness]

I — was unaware demons were a thing. This is terrible news...!!

I should research demonic STDs immediately...

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[almightiness]

[He bursts out with earnest laughter.]

Really now!! I think that means you should visit the local diner, young lady!

They've got some pretty nice places around here. It's hard not to always eat poorly...!

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[almightiness]

POTENTIALLY, YES! THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE FROM VERY EARLY CENTURIES, AFTER ALL! OR FROM AREAS THAT ARE IMPOVERISHED OR LACK A PROPER EDUCATION SYSTEM. I'M ALWAYS VERY THANKFUL FOR MY FRUITFUL UPBRINGING IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM, THAT I'M ABLE TO LEARN THESE THINGS!!

[almightiness]

Excellent! Perhaps I'll see you in the hospital, then! I visit sometimes at any rate to make sure there's nothing I can help out with. Riverview is surprisingly relaxed and with less danger than I'm used to...!

[jolting]

Tell me about it. Where I'm from, it feels like something's happening once a week.

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[almightiness]

[OH MY GOD HE'S TALKING ABOUT MY BANANA]

[almightiness]

[He staggers and there's a ripple of ugly coughs as he struggles not to lose his form as is — and he bows to the side to avoid the video feed as he wipes his mouth and dabs away a little blood. Stupid health problems, always acting up when someone gets a rise out of him. But then he's sitting right back up, slight color in his cheeks.]

Sorry, good citizen, but that's — I'm sure there are better... volunteers... for that sort of thing!

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[almightiness]

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I suppose it depends on the person.

But it works perfectly well for condom practice, regardless of size!

[the point → •


(´∀`) ← his head]

[almightiness]

Ah, I see. They're much less difficult to make here, and I'm sure a place such as Riverview would offer more comfortable options... [He's curious about said person he's with, but it's really none of his business! Love lives and relationships, they belong to the people in them, after all. but he's more than happy to answer more questions.] And an IUD is a tiny device inserted into a woman's uterus to prevent pregnancy. It's one of the most effective method of birth control and easy to remove as well.

I'M SOBBING...

[smokedout]

Sure there are. I've slept with them. I'm making my rounds to you - no need to worry, I'm clean. Somehow.

[If he has to be blunt, he's going to be... and also, he's absolutely in love with the reactions he's getting from this man. Like holy shit is he okay?]

If you're just shy, I can go easy on you, but I'm half your age. Don't gotta waste time telling me you're not worth it.

[Is that reassurance or an insult...???]

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[buildingcastles]

[Bless him and his altruism.]

Well, I mean, it can't be that helpful if I don't know how accurate it is. Size does matter.

[He tilts his head slightly, inclining it toward All Might.]

What would you say? Based on your experience, how well does that banana you have compare?

[almightiness]

... I appreciate the... kind offer, but I'm afraid I'm too busy for anything of a romantic or physical nature. [Look, fangirls and fanboys hit on him all the time, but fans are fans and it's easy to brush them off. It's a little strange that anyone here could— Well, it's just a mess. If the guy knew what he looked like when he collapses onto his bed and deflates into the unhealthy, skinny 'ghoul'...

It's just a terrible thing. He'd never string someone along...! Not that he ever has before. He took a note from Shimura-sensei's rulebook. No family involved, no relationships involved. It only ends in pain, for a hero. Especially one heavily in a spotlight.] I've been focused on working more than anything! There's always plenty to work on within a city, for any sort of pro hero...

[Please ignore his red cheeks.]

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[almightiness]

Experience...? Well, hosting these, I don't think it really changes the lesson plan...

[He stares for a moment, like he's really unsure how to breach this situation.]

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[almightiness]

[OMFG NOT AGAIN STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS BANANA.]

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[almightiness]

[coughCOUGHcoughCOUGH]





... This is unnecessary for the lesson plan, citizen.