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[killthepast]

Explain to me what a "ram stein" is and why you would describe a person as looking like one.

And who or WHAT is a "goth"?

[ Brought to you by: somebody calling Kylo a "Rammstein-looking goth motherfucker." HE SUSPECTS IT'S AN INSULT. ]

Comments

[killthepast]

I've met Loki. How is he a goth?

[trashvalkyrie]

he's like
sarcastic and broody and dresses like a witch
and you kind of have the same vibe going on

[killthepast]

Oh. That's all it is? And here I thought it was supposed to be an insult.

[ So apparently he's a goth! GOTH AND PROUD. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

i mean it still could be depending on who's saying it

[killthepast]

The man who said it quickly learned to keep his observations to himself.

[ He was a lot angrier about the insult before he knew what it meant. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

nice
you punch his lights out?

[killthepast]

[ See, this is why he likes you, Val. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT PRIORITIES. ]

Well...

The bartop did some of the work.

[ Aww, an attempt at humor was made. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

good of you to give credit where credit's due
wish i couldve seen it

[killthepast]

Perhaps sometime we could [ Could what. Go on a DRINKING AND FIGHTING DATE? ] train together.

[ No, he totally means DRINKING AND FIGHTING. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

[don't worry kyle she's way ahead of you]

only if the training involves beating up fuckheads in a bar

[killthepast]

I'd be disappointed if it didn't.

[ Recreational violence! ]

[trashvalkyrie]

you gonna try and hit on me after

[killthepast]

what

[trashvalkyrie]

just trying to gauge whether or not i should make an effort with my appearance

[killthepast]

[ Oh.

Oh.

And here he thought she was about to call him out and scold him for being so clumsy and obvious with his little crush. As ever, Val's just... REFRESHINGLY FRANK.

Which means he needs to think of something smooth to respond with. ]

There's no need to make an extra effort

because
you're already

[ ughhhhhhhhh no he's not good at this ]

appealing

[ At least he didn't say "You're nothing." ]

[trashvalkyrie]

[She's honest-to-Gods red-faced laughing at this, because she can tell how hard he's trying to word this carefully, and honestly? Bless him for the effort. Her few encounters with him haven't exactly left her with the impression that he's any kind of smooth. He could be doing much, much worse.]

first time i've heard that in awhile
thanks
when are we doing this then

[killthepast]

[ WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO SAY NOW? 'YOU'RE WELCOME?' No, that's too... formal, probably, to type out. ]

At the week's end? [ SATURDAY. ] 2200 hours.

[ Because by then... people should be good and drunk for a brawl. R I G H T? ]

[trashvalkyrie]

[she swears you're a fucking martian]

perfect
don't dress weird

[dothelokimotion]

What's wrong with my clothes?

You wear all black as well.

[trashvalkyrie]

not always
im not right now

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and anyway when i do i look cool

[dothelokimotion]

Neither do I.

[ Hence why it's rude. Loki dresses well. ]

Says who?

[trashvalkyrie]

says me and everyone ive ever talked to who has taste

[dothelokimotion]

So three people?

[trashvalkyrie]

at LEAST four

[dothelokimotion]

Four is a good number.