text; un: ren

[killthepast]

Explain to me what a "ram stein" is and why you would describe a person as looking like one.

And who or WHAT is a "goth"?

[ Brought to you by: somebody calling Kylo a "Rammstein-looking goth motherfucker." HE SUSPECTS IT'S AN INSULT. ]

Comments

[trashvalkyrie]

goat cup

[killthepast]

That can't be it.

[ IT MAKES NO SENSE. Why would he be a goat cup. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

do you have a better solution

private text » un: red.star

[fhux]

[ Why are you like this. ]

Are you trying to invite further mockery? That's what those terms sound like.

permaprivate

[killthepast]

[ YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE HIM, HUX. ]

I'm ASKING QUESTIONS! [Calmly and rationally, even! NOTHING CLOSE TO THE TANTRUM HE FIRST THREW ON THE NETWORK!! ] That's what this network is for!

[fhux]

[ YOU HIRED HIM TO JUDGE YOU by not killing him, so. Calmly sipping bitter tea at his desk, it's not at all surprising he hears Ren's tone in that capslock. ]

I'm just saying, it's obvious someone is tooling with you.

[ Because Hux always knows when that's happening, of course. ]

Who was it?

text; un: sage

[muskeg]

....Rammstein? That's a band. A German metal band. I would offer to send you some music but-- not my thing. As for why someone might say you look like them, dunno, you look like you want to murder everyone all the time?

[ Sage, no. ]

And goth is... well pale as fuck, wear a lot of black, and try to usurp the established order. Maybe add a few chains. Listen to Rammstein I think. Make sense?

[killthepast]

[ HUH. He doesn't know what 'German metal' would sound like, but in the full context of this comment, he can guess.

...

And he does look like he wants to murder people basically all the time. ]

I see. Then it's not an... entirely inaccurate observation.

[ SO APPARENTLY HE IS A RAMMSTEIN-LOOKING GOTH MOTHERFUCKER. ]

What kind of music is your thing? [ It takes considerable willpower to just type "your thing" without tossing quotes around it. HE'S HIP. HE'S WITH IT. ]

[muskeg]

[ well then, with the look of murder, one can see where the Rammstein comment might come from. Sage will try to find some for you later, you can make it your ringtone. you know, to be 'with it' and all.]

You have resting bitch face, don't you.

I prefer alternative music myself, though I don't mind metal. Just-- usually in a language that I understand.

[ so... English.

there is a pause before:] You have no fucking idea what that means, do you.

@maverick

[deploy]

[Is this who he thinks it is?]

Rammstein is a metal band.

Maybe they were talking about all that lead I left in you.

video;

[killthepast]

[ HSSSSSS.

HE KNOWS YOU. Time to IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TO VIDEO, because otherwise it'll be keysmash central. ]

Coward!

[ text | un: trickster ]

[dothelokimotion]

People who favor black clothing, murder and dark music.

If I recall correctly.

[killthepast]

[ Well, that pretty much sounds on brand for the Dark Side... Looks like he's a goth, after all! ]

I see. That hardly seems like an insult at all.

[ Though he knows it had been meant as one. He knows it. ]

text | un: iron.man

[buildsomething]

[Oh hey, look at all these files Tony just has lying around.]

du hast.mp3

[You're welcome.]

text; un: sage

[muskeg]

you sir, are a blessing. thank you.

[killthepast]

[ ...oh.

Oh, this music. It speaks to his inner turmoil, the rage constantly burning within him.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. ]

What unusual music.

[ He loves it so much, just play it cool, Kylo... ]

text; @whatever

[kievs]

cant help you with the first one but

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=goth here you go

[killthepast]

What a helpful resource.

[ Thank you for googling that for him! Wait, you're not tooling with him, are you... ]

I don't look anything like those costumed fools.

Text : scavenger.rey

[talentedscavenger]

You could research the words on your own and not inquire on the network.

[ This will only end in disaster, she knows that for a fact. ]

[killthepast]

[ If he did that, there wouldn't be a post. ]

I did. It yielded nothing useful.

audio: sn: alexpnws

[11calls]

Huh. I definitely would have pegged you as more emo than goth. Try these: Numb.mp3, BlackParade.mp3h and monalisa.mp3,

[killthepast]

How is emo different?

This music is... catchy.

[ Kylo's going to turn into a scene kid before you know it. ]

ceçi n'est pas un comment

[protectingthelight]

[ Totally not saying anything, but just might be snooping and sipping tea. ]

un: blink.

[viatorius]

it's a band.
pretty awesome, angry german.
though if you're looking for something in english you could try rob zombie?

[killthepast]

Language isn't much of a concern to me. [ Even if English is a close equivalent to Galactic Standard, half of the references go over his head, anyway. AH, THE JOYS OF BEING FROM A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY. ] But I'll look into Rob Zombie.

[ SO BRB he's going to do just that. Because, well, he is definitely feeling the Rammstein song that has already been linked to him. So perhaps this musician's to his taste, too.

And one Dragula later: ]

Is a dragula a type of speeder where you're from?