text; un: ren

[killthepast]

Explain to me what a "ram stein" is and why you would describe a person as looking like one.

And who or WHAT is a "goth"?

[ Brought to you by: somebody calling Kylo a "Rammstein-looking goth motherfucker." HE SUSPECTS IT'S AN INSULT. ]

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[kievs]

cant help you with the first one but

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=goth here you go

[killthepast]

What a helpful resource.

[ Thank you for googling that for him! Wait, you're not tooling with him, are you... ]

I don't look anything like those costumed fools.

[kievs]

ill be the judge of that

send me a pic

[killthepast]

I'm not sending you a picture.

[ Mainly because he doesn't have any lying around, except on his friendr profile. AND HIS SELFIE GAME IS WEAK.

Also because he senses a trap. ]

[kievs]

(what's the worst that could happen ren, a seventeen year old laughs at you?)

dont be a wimp i just want to see if youre goth or not

send me a pic

video;

[killthepast]

[ Teenagers can be vicious! He knows this from having once been one.

Unfortunately, one (as if there's only one) aspect of adolescence Kylo hasn't grown out of is the immediate, kneejerk desire to prove he's not a wimp.

So he switches to video, so she can see his scowling face. ]

There. So. Am I?

[kievs]

(Alyssa starts to snigger the moment his little video feed pops up on her phone. She didn't think he'd actually do it, the absolute mad man. What a weirdo. He's not really a goth, just angry looking, but she can't resist poking fun.)

yeah, you are
especially when you make that expression

[killthepast]

[ UGH!! Back to text. ]

That's my normal expression.

[ He's been told he's got RESTING BITCH FACE.

...

Even he can't deny it, tbh. ]

[kievs]

(This is too good.)

maybe youre one of those people who look better in person