@lightemup

[umbrastaff]

So like, I've been in Riverview for nearly a year now, and fuck if it doesn't have some people from interesting worlds! I've made some rad friends.

Me, my brother and the rest of our team are kinda experts at multiplanes and jumping between worlds, and since I'm bored as hell, here's a survey about the different worlds here and what you got in them. I mean, most of the people I've talked to are humans, some form of extra-powers humans or super extra humans plus, but their worlds don't have elves or dwarves or even halflings?

The world I'm from had like.. hundreds of different kinds of species of people. I've seen some around here, but still I wanna know more.

So fill in this shit okay? There's a cookie for you if you do.

RIVERVIEW WORLD SURVEY

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@NerdAlert

[alldenim]

This is next level bored, babe. This is Nerd Bored. Am I finally rubbin' off on ya?

[umbrastaff]

Hush babe
don't give them ideas

[alldenim]

Not my fault you're one of us now.

@scientia

[coquere]

Your survey is an excellent idea, though I'm afraid that my answers fall largely in the "other" category.

[and he's honestly not sure how to explain some of the beings that inhabit Eos]

[umbrastaff]

Psh I'll show you nerd!

[umbrastaff]

No problem, dude. Other is good, feel free to elaborate or something.

[alldenim]

Alright, prove it.

[ This ought to be good. ]

[coquere]

It may be more useful if I could find texts describing the creatures of my world. And if you could direct me to texts on these other worlds you mentioned, I would be grateful.

[umbrastaff]

Dunno about any texts, my dude. Just people I've gotten to know here and some worlds I've heard spoken about. Nothing big and written down.

[coquere]

I see. I could write down what I know of daemons and the Astrals, if that will help your survey. And there is a Chocobo in the stables, if you wish to see in person one creature from my world.

It's a giant black bird. Hard to miss.

[umbrastaff]

[She turns the sound on and starts talking to him in at least six different languages at once.]

[umbrastaff]

Sounds great. I'm all for knowing about places that doesn't just have humans.

Oh, that sounds damn cool. You ride a big bird?

[coquere]

We mostly drive cars but Chocobos are an excellent form of travel where the terrain is inaccessible by road. If trained well, they are also excellent in assisting against daemons or wild beasts.

@scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

asgard is connected to other worlds by something called yggdrasil, the world tree
there are elves, light and dark, frost giants, dwarves...all manner of beings, but we mainly keep to our own planes
humans on the other hand generally stick to earth since most of them are ignorant to all of the rest of it

[umbrastaff]

What kind of cars? My brother was in a race once, it was pretty amazing.

...and what are daemons? Fancier demons?

[umbrastaff]

That's what I've heard! So you have light elves and dark elves?

What's the difference?

[coquere]

Our particular car was a convertible, though there are certainly many other models in the world.

No, daemons are what we call the nocturnal monsters that inhabit Eos. Light damages them, so most people don't venture beyond their towns or outposts after dark.

[trashvalkyrie]

ehh
depends on who you ask
hardcore righteous asgardians would tell you that light elves are peaceful and dark elves are evil and conniving
ive met both though and i think thats just bullshit propaganda

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[luckyescape]

It's like you knew I'd do anything for a cookie!

un: z.hyrule - text.

[hylights]

I had actually never heard of humans before coming here. They seem similar enough to Hylians though, except for the ears.

@PNWSAlex

[11calls]

But what kind of cookie?

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

okay but is it technically unethical if i hit you up for your survey data to determine once and for all which version of earth is the best one?

@d.pavus | text

[tevinteraltus]

I'd be happy to, and I'll gladly collect on that cookie, while it is thoroughly unnecessary.

Would you be willing to share your findings?

Edit: as an addendum, I come from a world with magic, and magic is dangerous, though not evil. I've elected to simply choose 'yes'.

text; → actualwizard666

[wiccant]

I'm surprised at the lack of non-human options on this survey.

[umbrastaff]

Ooh, nice. Wind in the hair? I approve.

Huh, that's pretty neat. I mean, not good for the people, but an interesting weakness.