@lightemup

[umbrastaff]

So like, I've been in Riverview for nearly a year now, and fuck if it doesn't have some people from interesting worlds! I've made some rad friends.

Me, my brother and the rest of our team are kinda experts at multiplanes and jumping between worlds, and since I'm bored as hell, here's a survey about the different worlds here and what you got in them. I mean, most of the people I've talked to are humans, some form of extra-powers humans or super extra humans plus, but their worlds don't have elves or dwarves or even halflings?

The world I'm from had like.. hundreds of different kinds of species of people. I've seen some around here, but still I wanna know more.

So fill in this shit okay? There's a cookie for you if you do.

RIVERVIEW WORLD SURVEY

Comments

@NerdAlert

[alldenim]

This is next level bored, babe. This is Nerd Bored. Am I finally rubbin' off on ya?

[umbrastaff]

Hush babe
don't give them ideas

@scientia

[coquere]

Your survey is an excellent idea, though I'm afraid that my answers fall largely in the "other" category.

[and he's honestly not sure how to explain some of the beings that inhabit Eos]

[umbrastaff]

No problem, dude. Other is good, feel free to elaborate or something.

@scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

asgard is connected to other worlds by something called yggdrasil, the world tree
there are elves, light and dark, frost giants, dwarves...all manner of beings, but we mainly keep to our own planes
humans on the other hand generally stick to earth since most of them are ignorant to all of the rest of it

[umbrastaff]

That's what I've heard! So you have light elves and dark elves?

What's the difference?

un: wolfgirl579 -- text

[luckyescape]

It's like you knew I'd do anything for a cookie!

[umbrastaff]

Anyone would fill in a survey for a Flour Up cookie!

un: z.hyrule - text.

[hylights]

I had actually never heard of humans before coming here. They seem similar enough to Hylians though, except for the ears.

[umbrastaff]

Holy shit you might be the first fucking one that says that. Every world seems to have humans otherwise!

@PNWSAlex

[11calls]

But what kind of cookie?

[umbrastaff]

Flour Up sugar cookies with royal icing.

[Okay, so it's the discard pile, but only because they're not perfectly shaped.]

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

okay but is it technically unethical if i hit you up for your survey data to determine once and for all which version of earth is the best one?

[umbrastaff]

dude that is obviously the next step

@d.pavus | text

[tevinteraltus]

I'd be happy to, and I'll gladly collect on that cookie, while it is thoroughly unnecessary.

Would you be willing to share your findings?

Edit: as an addendum, I come from a world with magic, and magic is dangerous, though not evil. I've elected to simply choose 'yes'.

[umbrastaff]

Hey Dori, you gotta tell me more about your magic, it seems like it's pretty messy compared to ours? Like, danger-wise.

and duh of course, I'll put up my results later and we can all go through it

text; → actualwizard666

[wiccant]

I'm surprised at the lack of non-human options on this survey.

[umbrastaff]

Like I said, most people here seem to be human in some regard.

Do you have any suggestions of non-human options?

text; @whatever

[kievs]

where im from elves and dwarves are things in books and movies

do you have made up stories about humans where youre from

[umbrastaff]

I've heard that before and it's weird as hell! Like, why do we exist in your world as stories but not as people?

and nah nothing specific about humans being stories or anything because we have plenty of humans.

text; @chronicler

[scholiast]

Lup, this is a great start, but frankly I think we need to go deeper. Please add a question about what kind of species everybody thinks is the most attractive.

(For fun!)

Incidentally, could I peek at the results of this survey?

[umbrastaff]

Luce you're a fucking genius, how did I not think of that?

[For shame!]

Oh definitely, it's gonna be up for everyone later.

text; @altin

[bringbackgold]

Compared to many others, my world is pretty standard. Humans, no magic. Nothing like that at all.

[umbrastaff]

I've heard that there are some out there like that. It sounds boring but also like, peaceful?

text | @ryo.asuka666

[apt666]

My world has humans and devils. I'd assume if there were devils, there's also angels.

My curiosity is...how do you know people won't lie to preserve themselves?

[umbrastaff]

What kind of devils? And yeah, abyssal beings often come with celestial beings, so it´s probably true.

I mean, it's an anonymous survey that isn't out to judge anyone, so I don't see why someone would?

Voice; @trueheir

[sonofab]

Not really a fan of cookies, but I would like to hear about some of the multiplanes and worlds you've traversed. [ Some storytelling might kill your boredom. ]

Also, will you be sharing the data you gather from this survey?

[umbrastaff]

That's a true shame, you're missing some choice cookies.

[She doesn't sound offended, though.]

I can totally tell you about the places we went to, though. The weirdest one was the jello world. Everything was made of jello, even the people.

... and yeah, I will share it with everyone later!