[video]; thunderer

[worldsaway]

[The video begins in the swampier edges of the jungle. Thanks to the flooding, the water is up to Thor's waist and he has mud up his arms and on his face. He holds the camera up at a selfie angle, smiling into it and waving with a muddy hand.]

If anybody happens to know where a big, fat crocodile went, let me know. He's got a scar over his eye and his legs are very stumpy. Embarrassingly stumpy.

[Thor looks about him, holding the camera out so the audience can really appreciate the view of the overflowing river and not the fact that he's wearing a wet singlet.]

And if you've lost anything in the floods, let me know and I'll keep my eye out for-

[He cuts himself off when he catches sight of something making ripples on the water. His arm whips out of camera, snatching the tail of a snake that he brings into view.]

Look at this! Did you know snakes could swim?



[The snake hisses, flicking its tongue at Thor even as it coils around Thor's arm in a lithe, slow crawl. When Thor's hold lessens though, the snake rears back slightly like a mirage before vanishing and revealing a grinning Loki who very casually slides a small dagger into Thor's side.]

Oh dear. Was that me?

[Thor grunts, mostly in surprise but there's pain in it. The little blades sting, and it's a miracle that he can hold onto his camera (lopsidedly) when he drops to his knees and grips his side.]

You've done it now, brother. [Thor growls, with a clenched jaw.] It's all going dark. Dark and cold. I see a light, it's calling me. I'll bleed out before they find me.

[And with his final breath, he musters the strength to try kick Loki into the mud along with him.]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

An interesting mix. I don't think I've ever heard of such a thing.

[bottombitch]

And I don't think I've heard of a credible report of an actual sorcerer in my world. Obviously there are people like you and Taako who can definitely do that stuff.

So how did you learn you had magical ability?

[dothelokimotion]

My mother told me.

[ His tone is conversational. ]

She thought it best that I learned the magic arts.

[bottombitch]

[ Aoba's smile widens for a moment, he thinks about Granny and misses her but... for a moment he forgets about Thor's storm-powers and Loki's shapeshifting and rests his chin on his hands. ]

I guess if gods can have siblings, then they have mothers too.

That's pretty cool.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Cool is not the word he'd use but . . . Loki lets it pass. ]

Is it that surprising?

[bottombitch]

[ He could have phrased that better, so have another attempt! ]

You just stabbed your brother as a joke, that's not exactly normal.

...So it's surprising in a good way to see your heart, you know?

[dothelokimotion]

He had it coming.

[ His heart, huh? ]

Did you doubt I had one?

[bottombitch]

Maybe a little bit? But that's because you and your brother easily outclass anything I've ever known. It's intimidating, obviously.

But when you say you learned magic from your mother, I can't help but feel like... [ He waves vaguely. It's hard to describe. It's just this feeling, like somehow he's more approachable. ]

I guess it's comforting for humans to feel like they can relate to someone. Maybe that's it.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Hmm. ]

I'm not sure Gods are meant to be relatable.

[bottombitch]

Sorry, you're probably right.

If you'd prefer, I can just keep those kinds of comments to myself.

[dothelokimotion]

No. They are entertaining.

[bottombitch]

[ Aoba smiles, but he looks a little confused. ]

Entertaining? How's that?

[dothelokimotion]

You say whatever comes to mind. I don't see that very often.

[bottombitch]

[ Oh, he does get kind of straight to the point with him for some reason. ]

Th-that's not always the case, really. Honestly, if I met you in person, I'd probably have a hard time talking.

It's a little easier to talk to a god through a tiny screen!

[dothelokimotion]

Yes.

[ A little dryly. ]

Safer too, I imagine.

[bottombitch]

Heeh? Are you trying to lure me into a false sense of security?

But that's okay, it's working.

[dothelokimotion]

I'm always trying to do that. It's how I work.

[bottombitch]

Normally? I'd say 'no spoilers' but I think when it comes to the god of mischief, I'm okay with this.

...Hey, wait a second.

Is April Fool's Day a big day for you, then?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki blinks. ]

April Fool's?

[bottombitch]

April Fool's Day?

It's the first day of April where you're supposed to play pranks and trick people. I don't really know the origins, but for some reason it makes me feel like this is really your thing.

[dothelokimotion]

I'm afraid I am unfamiliar. I was doing this long before they assigned a day for it.

[bottombitch]

...

So they gave you a holiday... and you don't even know it exists.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Is it his holiday??? ]

I'm not that familiar with the modern customs of mortals, I'm afraid.

[bottombitch]

This is totally your holiday!

It's a day of pranks and tricks! How do you not even know this?!

[dothelokimotion]

[ He bristles at that. ]

It's not as if anyone told me.