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riverview2018-04-01 04:41 pm
worldsaway) wrote in riverview2018-04-01 04:41 pm
[video]; thunderer
[The video begins in the swampier edges of the jungle. Thanks to the flooding, the water is up to Thor's waist and he has mud up his arms and on his face. He holds the camera up at a selfie angle, smiling into it and waving with a muddy hand.]
If anybody happens to know where a big, fat crocodile went, let me know. He's got a scar over his eye and his legs are very stumpy. Embarrassingly stumpy.
[Thor looks about him, holding the camera out so the audience can really appreciate the view of the overflowing river and not the fact that he's wearing a wet singlet.]
And if you've lost anything in the floods, let me know and I'll keep my eye out for-
[He cuts himself off when he catches sight of something making ripples on the water. His arm whips out of camera, snatching the tail of a snake that he brings into view.]
Look at this! Did you know snakes could swim?
[The snake hisses, flicking its tongue at Thor even as it coils around Thor's arm in a lithe, slow crawl. When Thor's hold lessens though, the snake rears back slightly like a mirage before vanishing and revealing a grinning Loki who very casually slides a small dagger into Thor's side.]
Oh dear. Was that me?
[Thor grunts, mostly in surprise but there's pain in it. The little blades sting, and it's a miracle that he can hold onto his camera (lopsidedly) when he drops to his knees and grips his side.]
You've done it now, brother. [Thor growls, with a clenched jaw.] It's all going dark. Dark and cold. I see a light, it's calling me. I'll bleed out before they find me.
[And with his final breath, he musters the strength to try kick Loki into the mud along with him.]
If anybody happens to know where a big, fat crocodile went, let me know. He's got a scar over his eye and his legs are very stumpy. Embarrassingly stumpy.
[Thor looks about him, holding the camera out so the audience can really appreciate the view of the overflowing river and not the fact that he's wearing a wet singlet.]
And if you've lost anything in the floods, let me know and I'll keep my eye out for-
[He cuts himself off when he catches sight of something making ripples on the water. His arm whips out of camera, snatching the tail of a snake that he brings into view.]
Look at this! Did you know snakes could swim?
[The snake hisses, flicking its tongue at Thor even as it coils around Thor's arm in a lithe, slow crawl. When Thor's hold lessens though, the snake rears back slightly like a mirage before vanishing and revealing a grinning Loki who very casually slides a small dagger into Thor's side.]
Oh dear. Was that me?
[Thor grunts, mostly in surprise but there's pain in it. The little blades sting, and it's a miracle that he can hold onto his camera (lopsidedly) when he drops to his knees and grips his side.]
You've done it now, brother. [Thor growls, with a clenched jaw.] It's all going dark. Dark and cold. I see a light, it's calling me. I'll bleed out before they find me.
[And with his final breath, he musters the strength to try kick Loki into the mud along with him.]
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A light? Is that the best you can do?
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Look, some cliches exist for a reason. [He points, accusingly.] If you wanted to show off your expertise, you should have let me stab you this time.
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video; @cphantom
That was awful.
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[ There's definitely blood on his dagger. Not a lot but still. ]
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video, @hiccup
Is it Loki Day already? [Berk doesn't have April Fool's Day, they have Loki Day.]
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What day?
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video; un: sg.rogers
[Oh, that will stroke his ego.]
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[He's rude.]
Loki, you're doing amazing sweetie.
[Don't reference memes to two people who don't know shit about memes.]
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[ No, it wasn't, but it was heavily implied. ]
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[Said so, so blandly.]
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video @lightemup
[She's so trying to not laugh here, and there might be a snort or two as she tries to keep it back.]
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What can I say? He was on borrowed time.
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video; un: sg.rogers
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What is a PSA?
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But he's a god too so maybe this is nothing. It's probably nothing. They act like they're just playing. Kinda. ]
...I'd hate to see you two in a real squabble.
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Many people do.
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[Video; @threewings]
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video; → @actualwizard666
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I'd suggest not giving up your day job, though. That death scene was a little forced.
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[Thor scoffs.] If he wanted a more genuine reaction he should have stabbed me harder.
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video → wild.flower
And by that I mean I didn't know him at all but still- RIP, dude. There are worse ways than to die by snake, at least.
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text;
[Kettle, pot.]
text;
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video, @chronicler
Hmm. I'd give it... a four, out of ten. You could have worked harder on your presentation.
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[ Especially since he rated their performance not long ago. ]
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10 hours later
holy shit
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video | @minsu
Is there going to be a sequel?
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@avreya; video
Glad to see you two are having fun. And not a bad performance, although you might want to practice a bit more before making overtures to off-broadway.
[Lightly teasing, but she also means it; it does seem like a good thing.]
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Did you leave, or did I imagine that?
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sorry this is years late! if you wanna drop and do something new just lmk
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