[video]; thunderer

[worldsaway]

[The video begins in the swampier edges of the jungle. Thanks to the flooding, the water is up to Thor's waist and he has mud up his arms and on his face. He holds the camera up at a selfie angle, smiling into it and waving with a muddy hand.]

If anybody happens to know where a big, fat crocodile went, let me know. He's got a scar over his eye and his legs are very stumpy. Embarrassingly stumpy.

[Thor looks about him, holding the camera out so the audience can really appreciate the view of the overflowing river and not the fact that he's wearing a wet singlet.]

And if you've lost anything in the floods, let me know and I'll keep my eye out for-

[He cuts himself off when he catches sight of something making ripples on the water. His arm whips out of camera, snatching the tail of a snake that he brings into view.]

Look at this! Did you know snakes could swim?



[The snake hisses, flicking its tongue at Thor even as it coils around Thor's arm in a lithe, slow crawl. When Thor's hold lessens though, the snake rears back slightly like a mirage before vanishing and revealing a grinning Loki who very casually slides a small dagger into Thor's side.]

Oh dear. Was that me?

[Thor grunts, mostly in surprise but there's pain in it. The little blades sting, and it's a miracle that he can hold onto his camera (lopsidedly) when he drops to his knees and grips his side.]

You've done it now, brother. [Thor growls, with a clenched jaw.] It's all going dark. Dark and cold. I see a light, it's calling me. I'll bleed out before they find me.

[And with his final breath, he musters the strength to try kick Loki into the mud along with him.]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

Of course.

I personally find it hilarious.

[wiccant]

( it's good his expectations for lokipranks was already pretty low, isn't it. )

So you just. . sneak up on him, as a snake, he picks you up, and you stab him, and that's hilarious?

[dothelokimotion]

[ He sniffs. ]

It's hardly my fault no one else sees the humour in it.

[wiccant]

I think most people find making others bleed more of an unpleasant scenario.

( hurting others isn't funny loki!! )

[dothelokimotion]

[ It's totally funny. ]

Asgardians enjoy bleeding. It's valiant and noble to the cause.

[wiccant]

Does getting stabbed by a Loki pretending to be a snake really count as bleeding for the cause?

[dothelokimotion]

[ In complete seriousness. ]

Yes.

[wiccant]

( it's a little hard not to laugh but he. manages it anyway. )

What cause is that?

[dothelokimotion]

My cause, obviously.

[wiccant]

I really don't think that's how that works, but I'm going to take your word for it.

[dothelokimotion]

Well, that should be all you need.

[wiccant]

( uh--loki. )

Sorry, I generally don't take you at your word.

[dothelokimotion]

I think I am well aware of that.