video; @scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

[The girl onscreen might look vaguely familiar; anyone who's befriended Valkyrie during her time in Riverview might recognize her, but with a slightly softer face, shorter hair, and looking a good decade younger...in human years, anyway. The last time she looked like this, she went by the name Brunnhilde...but she's not telling a soul that. She's currently pouting as she faces her phone camera, propped up on her bed in her new room in Thor's house.]

Look. Far be it from me to complain about shaving a few years off, but this is fucking—

[She cuts off out of sheer frustration, and clenches a fist near her jaw.]

No liquor store will sell to me! I tried explaining that I'm actually, like, multiple millennia old, but of course I can't fucking prove it.

[Val sticks out her tongue, going momentarily cross-eyed.]

Anyway, point is. Who's going to buy me booze?

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video; un: ren

[killthepast]

[ So Ben has no idea why his name's misspelled as 'ren' on this device, but he knows it belongs to him, so he's going to use it to send a response, anyway.

And since he's 15 right now, and she's so pretty, he feels an inexplicable urge to do something stupid to impress her.

Ah, adolescence. ]

I could do it. I could get them to sell you anything.

[trashvalkyrie]

[You've got her attention; beyond that floppy dark hair there's a face she nearly recognizes, even, but she's more interested in what he's saying. She raises her brows inquisitively.]

Yeah? How's that?

[killthepast]

[ He doesn't want to just say 'THE FORCE,' in case she doesn't even know what it is, so... ]

Just. By talking them into it? I'm good at it. At... persuasion.

[ HE HAS HIS FATHER'S WAY WITH WORDS. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

[She looks at him with the complete lack of caution that only accompanies one's rebellious teenage years.]

Yeah? Prove it.

text; stark

[inebriety]

How much do you want?

[trashvalkyrie]

enough to get me through however long i'm stuck as a teenage wonder
god what if i'm like this forever
i can't handle the hormones

text, @hiccup

[thisisamazing]

Odin's beard, you're a baby.

[Text because he's not going to let Val see him laughing at her. Plausible deniability.]

[trashvalkyrie]

a baby that can still kick your ass

video: the general

[oldladyleia]

[Have a younger looking Leia looking a bit amused.]

Do you have a preference?

[thisisamazing]

Is that appropriate language for someone your age?

[inebriety]

So at least your weight every day for the foreseeable future. Done.

You can appreciate the pimples and hormones the second time round even better.

[killthepast]

[ He bites his lip. Okay so there's no way to say this without it sounding weird, but HERE GOES: ]

It's gotta be in person.

[ He can't Jedi mind trick from a distance! ]

@scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

Oh, uh. Something strong, but like, I think I'm good? I have some kid who's gonna talk people into it for me, and also a super genius has my back, I think.

[trashvalkyrie]

[trashvalkyrie]

god thank you i fucking owe you

i don't see how that's possible but i appreciate your optimism
actually not something i'd have expected out of you

[trashvalkyrie]

[She doesn't miss a beat.]

Right, then. Where do we meet?

[thisisamazing]

That's a very fancy curse. What's the occasion?

[trashvalkyrie]

i felt a normal 'fuck you' didn't get the right feeling across

[thisisamazing]

You know it's not my fault you're a baby now.

video; un: youradhere

[buildingcastles]

You're asking random people to buy you drinks? Isn't that, you know, one of those bad life choices parents warn their children about?

[trashvalkyrie]

doesn't mean i can't take it out on you :)

<video> @scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

Wouldn't know. I haven't been a child for, like, several thousand years.

[paaaause]

Until now, anyway.

[thisisamazing]

Right, right, because it's Pick On Hiccup Day. When is it not Pick On Hiccup Day?

If you acted like an adult maybe they would sell you liquor.

[buildingcastles]

You're thousands of years old?

[Lies. Well, no, he could potentially buy that.]

This isn't your roleplaying character, right?

[trashvalkyrie]

Yeah. I normally look older than this, so.

[Like...ten or fifteen years older but it's fine.

Her brow wrinkles.]

What're you on about?