video; @scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

[The girl onscreen might look vaguely familiar; anyone who's befriended Valkyrie during her time in Riverview might recognize her, but with a slightly softer face, shorter hair, and looking a good decade younger...in human years, anyway. The last time she looked like this, she went by the name Brunnhilde...but she's not telling a soul that. She's currently pouting as she faces her phone camera, propped up on her bed in her new room in Thor's house.]

Look. Far be it from me to complain about shaving a few years off, but this is fucking—

[She cuts off out of sheer frustration, and clenches a fist near her jaw.]

No liquor store will sell to me! I tried explaining that I'm actually, like, multiple millennia old, but of course I can't fucking prove it.

[Val sticks out her tongue, going momentarily cross-eyed.]

Anyway, point is. Who's going to buy me booze?

Comments

video; un: ren

[killthepast]

[ So Ben has no idea why his name's misspelled as 'ren' on this device, but he knows it belongs to him, so he's going to use it to send a response, anyway.

And since he's 15 right now, and she's so pretty, he feels an inexplicable urge to do something stupid to impress her.

Ah, adolescence. ]

I could do it. I could get them to sell you anything.

text; stark

[inebriety]

How much do you want?

text, @hiccup

[thisisamazing]

Odin's beard, you're a baby.

[Text because he's not going to let Val see him laughing at her. Plausible deniability.]

video: the general

[oldladyleia]

[Have a younger looking Leia looking a bit amused.]

Do you have a preference?

video; un: youradhere

[buildingcastles]

You're asking random people to buy you drinks? Isn't that, you know, one of those bad life choices parents warn their children about?